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January 23rd, 2012

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Aaaannd Evil’s had enough.

Thanks for the info on IndieGoGo guys.  I have heard of that one, though not all positive.  And apparently their fees/cut is even higher than Amazon/Kickstarter who keeps saying they’ll make it possible for more countries to participate eventually so whatever.  I’m not ready to print book 3 yet anyway.  Thinking of doing more wrestling stuff on the back cover but… damn babies sick again!  We just got through that last cold that slowly over the course of two weeks worked it’s way through all of us and lingered longest in the infants of course.  Just before xmas they were starting to sleep through the night and then congestion/runny noses ruined that.  We had one night of somewhat peaceful sleep and now they’re hacking up phlegm half the night and I’m averaging about 3-4 very interrupted hours per night.  It’s like having newborns all over again…with phlegm.

I meant to share this link with you guys a long time ago and totally forgot: Jason Good His random stand up stuff is funny but his entries about kids are hilarious.  Especially if you currently have a two year old.

Was working on commissions last week and had a fun time with a cat/sushi theme.  This is one of the unused sketches I loved.

^ 72 Comments...

  1. Soundwave the Unchresomatic

    Uh oh, looks like Evil’s about to take action…

  2. mfw

    hopyfully he’s going to rape em a new one go evullll

  3. kitten

    Go Evil :)

  4. LordOfTheWyrms

    Babies are a lot of work. I’ve been working on a graduate degree since we had our first, and now trying to finish with two. It is definitely a test, no doubt about it. I have faith that you can do it too, just gotta survive the first couple years :-)

  5. Zermel

    If he’s so smart why did he rip the arm off trying to get revenge in the first place?Now blaming it on evil who was talked into making the doll BY NERD and who was going to deliver revenge in small painful doses… until of course our genius came along and ruined the life of an unsuspecting polar bear.Nerd,you’re a selfish individual and were probably expecting this to happen.Evil ain’t having it. C-:

  6. Alexander B

    Nerd deserves this.

  7. richard s f

    and now da true powa of the evil side shall be revealed! maybe…

  8. Kehno

    @ Zermel
    Guess you are right… It seems like whatever Evil does. He seems to never forget you shouldn’t go to far… unless it involves kids :D

  9. gamehunter

    :`( I hope Evil and Nerd will suffer ……….. :(

  10. きらり

    すげええええ!

    おたくちゃんかわいい☆☆☆ (‘~‘)う
    悪熊…wwww

  11. Kurobara

    Evil has some serious grabby strangle paws going on. I feel sorry for whoever those claws latch onto. D:

  12. Sterling Rodd

    Apparently Nerd’s Element of Harmony is not loyalty. :)

    @Zermel — Nerd didn’t rip the arm off the voodoo doll on purpose; it was an accident when he was trying to get hold of it to stick a virtual pin in Steven’s backside. Of course, from the polar bears’ perspective, that’s probably not going to cut a lot of ice, making-a-big-difference-wise.

    @mfw — “Rape ‘em a new one”? Fresh take on an old concept… but not one I think I’m anxious to see. :lol:

  13. Carnivorous

    Panel 8, Evil’s pentagram isn’t red at all! D: (Sorry I had to…)

  14. admin

    @ Carnivorous: You’re right, nice catch!

  15. Zermel

    @Sterling Rodd:He still talked evil into making it plus providing the hair that was needed.In a way he got himself into it.Neither of them would be in this situation if he hadn’t had asked in the first place.And I doubt Evil intended for him to have a turn wIth the doll anyway :)

    @Carnivorous:I noticed that as well but I thought my eyes were playing tricks.I shall never doubt them again.

  16. Kid

    Hnngh. I’ve waited all day to come home from school and read this. ;w;
    Looks like Evil’s going to do something about the situation o:

  17. Glowworm

    Marshmallow Bastards? That’s really funny.

  18. Nicole

    I still don’t understand why Lech got into the middle of things.

    Go, Evil!

  19. Kid

    @Nicole: If you looked at his expressions in the earlier pages, he was obviously annoyed that Evil and Nerd wouldn’t fess up, and so took their place to get it over and done with, but it looks as if it all backfired.

  20. Saw666

    go EVIL !!!!!
    i hope he kills someone…or brutaly harms

    which just saying but-i hope a girl comes to the “bear” family
    cuz lets face it women can be gods gift-or hells wepon ..it all depends ( sorry just got the though of how the boys seem to solve everything)

  21. igan

    I don’t think Lech knows Nerd and Evil did it, though.

    He just did it because he is the best bear and the hero the zoo deserves.

  22. Zermel

    @igan: But not the one it needs right now.

  23. raeByppilF

    “I’m too smart to die! Kill that one!” XD ROFL
    @Sterling Rodd Mmm! I see yer reference! Can I ask ya for a Brohoof? ;3

  24. Sterling Rodd

    @raeByppilF — Clop! :)

  25. gamehunter

    @Sterling Rodd ; raeByppilF : aaaaaaaaa EPIC Brohoof is EPIC ;P Nice to see ,,people,, with similar ,,interests,, like me c(:<

  26. Zermel

    @rarByppilF,Sterling Rodd,gamehunter:I demand to join in on this brohoof so the fun may be doubled.

  27. Kid

    @Rae: Holy balls, I thought I was one of the only bronies here until I read all this… -Brohoofs all around-

  28. Sterling Rodd

    I just exploded twice!

  29. Kid

    @Sterling: And why may that be? Even though it sounds totally expected coming from you. xD

  30. Zermel

    @Kid:Great to I’mnot alone also.
    @Sterling Rodd: What do you mean you exploded twice? o.o

  31. Zermel

    @Kid: I am just as happy as you about the whole brony situation. :)
    @Sterling Rodd: What did you mean when you said “exploded twice”? o.o

    -Brohoofs to all-

  32. Kid

    @Zermel: YOUR AVATAR. OHMYGOD. IT’S…
    Dude, you are amazing. :I Real horses brohoofing… xD

  33. DJ-Mockingb1rd


    I need to add on, I second Zermel’s comment to Sterling. What DID you mean anyway? >3>

  34. Zermel

    I KNOW OMIGOD !!! :D

  35. Grizzly Bear

    Way to go Nerd, Nothing like family loyalty. I think when this is all over Evil is going to remember that comment!

  36. Sterling Rodd

    What am I talking about? Why, that Spike is best pony, of course!

    And Nerd is best bear. :)

  37. Zermel

    @Sterling Rodd: Oh that. :) I always enjoy this.
    The fun has been doubled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lowij-5Q5Xg
    or.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM
    By the way how exactly did you rename the link?

  38. igan

    That’s a weird way to spell Lech.

  39. Blacky Blackerson

    Wait Wait, what!? Bronies on this site!? What! I don’t know why all of you support a bunch of silly ponies…everyone knows dragons are better anyway and yes Sterling, Spike is the best!

  40. Sterling Rodd

    @Blacky — Yes, this is true. Spike is the best. :)

    Also Nerd is the best. Or beast. Or something.

  41. Beta

    I have no idea what is happening right now in the comments section.

    That cat sushi sketch is cool like the flipside of a pillow.

  42. Zermel

    @Beta: Bronies happened. And spike. ;)

  43. Zermel

    OncE again wrong email…

  44. DJ-Mockingb1rd

    @Sterling: Pffthuhu. Vinyl Scratch is best pony, and Evil is best bear.
    @Blacky: YUSH. Bronies. Loads of dem.
    @Beta: Ponies. That be happening.

  45. Zermel

    @DJ…: Evil is the best bear.But Spike is the best pony…no pony is better :) face the facts.

  46. DJ-Mockingb1rd

    @Zermel: Evil is and always will be the best bear. And dude, Spike isn’t even a pony. xD

  47. Sterling Rodd

    Hmm, let’s see… two sets of colourful animals whose central attributes are displayed as pictograms on their bodies; one group entirely male, the other entirely female…

    Let’s start shipping, shall we? :)

    Let’s see… Nerd and Fluttershy… Prozac and Twilight Sparkle… Lech and Rainbow Dash… no, wait… maybe Lech and Applejack… no no no. Death and Applejack… hmm, no, that’s not right, either. Let’s move on. Gay and… uhhh… oh, well… Rarity. See, I figure even Gay’s not completely gay. :)

    So, maybe Death and Applejack… they’re both kind of down-to-earth. Death and Zacora? Oh, anyway… I don’t think Alison’s got anyone who’s a fit match for Pinkie Pie, though. Annnnnd Tanked and Derpy Hooves. :) So that leaves Crack, Evil, and Vanity still out in the cold, waiting for the right pony to come along.

  48. DJ-Mockingb1rd

    @Sterling: Fudge that, Evil’s mine. :C This guy accused me of art theft. And like… I went freakin’ beserk.
    “Look, you moron. I want you to get RAN OVER by a freaking STEAM ROLLER. So many times. That I can see your guts pouring out of your eyes while your f*cking eyejuice spurts everywhere. And your cranium turns to freaking mush. I would just LOVE to see that happen to you. Infact, I would DIE to see that happen to you.”
    :’3 They replied with a simple “And you wonder why people think you’re crazy?” ASdfasdasd… ;w;

  49. Sterling Rodd

    @DJ — Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…

    (What am I missing here? :) )

  50. Blacky Blackerson

    Wow! We are having a conversation over ponies. If another brony rears their head and/or make a statement, I will be forced by default to change my avatar! Don’t make me do it! Control Thyself!

    Oh, and I can almost guarantee that by the end of the series, Nerd is going to act like a pimp or a complete douchbag and go the Sasuke route.

  51. Sterling Rodd

    @Blacky — Yes, Blacky, it’s time you put away the silly humans and got a bear avatar. Preferably one with glasses.

  52. DJ-Mockingb1rd

    @Sterling: You’re missing A LOT. xD Well.. It was like. AWESOME o3o Well..
    ….I don’t know how to explain it, but it was a pretty smartassed arguement. -u-’

    @Blacky: I still believe your avatar is infact a microphone. Ah well~ I’m just.. Going to ignore the fact that it’s human ;w;

  53. Beta

    Ohhh riiiight. Ponies.

    I still don’t get it. Time for google searching.

  54. Sterling Rodd

    @Beta — Be careful. It doesn’t take much to succumb to bronyization. A month ago I didn’t know MLP:FiM from a hole in the wall. Then a friend sent me a link to the 4th ep of the “Friendship is Witchcraft” send-up of it, and I thought it was hilarious. Watched all five. Figured I was done. A week later I started wondering if the original show was any good. Judging from the crap the original show was in the 80s (avoided it like the plague), I figured two minutes in and I’d be puking from saccharine poisoning and I’d be done with it. But no, the writing’s fresh and funny and clearly intended for a wider audience than just kids, and it turns out it’s the project of the same woman who did Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, which was also great. So watch out. If you fell for the Bear Nuts, you too could be… A BRONY! :)

  55. gamehunter

    bronies , bronies everywhere :D and NOW tattaattata rattatatatataaa IM a bronie too :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn81P8ihsOw&list=PL488D79C98D16A3C4&index=53&feature=plpp_video

  56. Beta

    (4 episodes later)

    … What.. the… (Insert bleep here)

  57. Sterling Rodd

    @gamehunter — Well, I like the parts where Pinkie and Rainbow Dash dance quite a bit, but anything after Pinkie hits RD with the mallet isn’t as much fun.

  58. Sterling Rodd

    @Beta — So, Spike’s the best, right? :)

  59. Blacky Blackerson

    CURSE YOU ALL!! Now I have to put up this overly cute picture of the little green dragon. I hope you’re all happy, I have recently been diagnosed with diabetes because of this!

    Sterling Rodd: It’s all your fault man! You’re the one who had to be all “Oh Spike is the best pony!” You could have just let it die…but you didn’t. So have your freakin’ Spike you bronies.
    -No seriously though…Spike is a BAWS! And nice new avatar goin’ on.

  60. Zermel

    @Blacky Blackerson,Sterling: Both of you have gotten real avatars even though the previous were just fine.Oh,how delightful.

  61. gamehunter

    @Blacky Blackerson: awwwwwwwwwww Spike is sooo cute :P @Sterling Rodd: well……… 2 BAD for y`a >:D

  62. gamehunter

    oh and : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-lSdhy564

  63. Beta

    These comments keep getting more and more bizarre…

  64. igan

    Bronies are an obsessive and creepy bunch. Its best to just nod and smile.

  65. gamehunter

    @igan: I totally agree with you http://www.myfacewhen.net/view/868-you-seem-upset

  66. gamehunter

    @Beta: I have something great to reveal to you >:3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

  67. DJ-Mockingb1rd

    @Beta: Eh. I’m going to just.. Casually slip out of the ‘brony’ topic. xD
    @Gamehunter: Too many links… -Brain broken-

  68. Sterling Rodd

    It’s time to get back to discussing why nobody’s leaping up to help Nerd!

  69. Beta

    Well. Gamehunter just showed me why you should never click on an unlabeled youtube video… Twice…

  70. Zermel

    @Sterling Rodd: Nerd deserves it … c’mon now. Let’s enjoy his beating when it comes… Unless he goes crazy on evil a second time. I would like to see that also.

  71. Zoe

    Welcome to the herd, Beta. *SNERK*

  72. gamehunter

    @Zoe:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…….. never!!!! never say that again!!! I hate it !!! >:( I hate it when someone says it to me!!!! I FUCKING hate it when someone says it to me!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAARATGGHSYGHHgshAHjm,.f/p[foakf……………. ~brakes keyboard~

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