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October 10th, 2011

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Happy Thanksgiving to all.  We have resorted to bribing Sam with pie so he’ll eat his turkey.  Unfortunately he seems to think stuffing it in his mouth, chewing a bit, then pulling the whole mess out again should suffice.  Hard to argue with a two year old (or almost two at least, 10 more days, wow does time fly).

Today’s the last day to vote for “The Siege” on Threadless!  Please vote if you have a chance, I need to buy more diapers.  (You don’t have to buy anything to vote on Threadless but you may need to create an account, I’m not sure.)

Today’s vote incentive is a Gimpish commission :)

^ 84 Comments...

  1. Zankou

    this is starting to get interesting, really like gimp’s expression in panel 13

  2. Delakando

    HA! Gimp didn’t even have to get revenge. Nature did it for him.

  3. Chris

    I think Gimp just over-bandaged Evil so he would stay put in bed and not cause any more mischief.

  4. alexander

    he might be going off to get something, but he is probably just walking away.

  5. Old Grizzly

    Brill, Do i foresee some good old (Hitchcock ?) Misery !!!

  6. Old Grizzly

    Sorry thats Misery Written by Steven King Directed by Rob Reiner. I didn’t Call my Self OLD Grizzly for nothing. Losing grey cells daily. Thank the Gods for Google

  7. gamehunter

    awww <3 cool :P

  8. ken

    lol i wonder if the others would take advatage of this !

  9. Candycaness

    Sucks to be you,Evil. For now anyway

  10. Sketch

    N’aww, bless the Evil <33
    But like Zankou said, this is beginning to get very interesting. ^^

  11. life of i

    gimp probably bandaged evil up like that so evil could feel what the bird did before evil ate it. Gimp is avengin da bird

  12. Nicole

    Really, Evil. You should’ve known better.

  13. Zankou

    I knew this reminded me of a book but i couldnt remember the name, thanks grizzly

  14. Zermel

    Maybe Gimp is getting Gay because Evil put him in that same situation,time for payback?

  15. wolfkerl

    Evil is so scared, in the last panel, I have to feel sorry for him. He is just one of those characters that is so self-centered and mean that you can’t help but like him! Gimp has always freaked me out, maybe it is because he never says anything, or because he is kinda like the insane doctor of the bunch, I don’t know, but I’m really worried about Evil’s well being of mind!

  16. Blacky Blackerson

    No Evil, everything isn’t fine. Aside from outer bodily injuries, you suffer from internal bleeding, 50 fractured bones, and your cranium is now mush. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to leave you tied up and go get my horse crop and paddle. I have to get some satisfaction out of this situation.

    When is book 3 going to get finished. I’m dying to learn the outcome of Steven’s arm. I’m pretty sure the Discount Zoo doesn’t have enough funding to buy anything more than a crutch though.

  17. Brian Hibbs

    Gimp will keep Evil stuck there for awhile, but all that time Evil will be plotting to hurt Gimp for sure. It may be satisfying for Gimp to leave Evil powerless and completely at his mercy to do what ever he wants to him, and the possibilities of what Gimp could do are very disturbing indeed, but when that’s over Gimp had better watch his back.

  18. Chiara-Wolf

    I really wanna see how this ends

  19. Candycaness

    I dont think Prozan or Death would let him hurt Evil Brian.

  20. Sketch

    @Candy: A few error corrections for you. Prozac* Not Prozan. And it’s Evil Bear, not Brian. (Wth.)
    I must say, I read Blacky’s comment, and gee, that must sure as heck hurt if true! But re-reading what Evil is saying and looking at how one eye-pupil is slightly bigger than the other, it looks like he’s going to go insane.

  21. Beta

    @Sketch, I believe candy was talking to Brian Hibbs about his comment earlier.

    I don’t know for sure if Gimp will try and hurt Evil. I kind of foresee him letting Evil just sit there and suffer. I think he might bring out some very disturbing items to get Evil frantically thinking about what Gimp might to do him, and plot in his head all the the vile things he might end up getting done to him, but Gimp will probably just toy with him and watch him freak out for amusement.

    Just one theory.

  22. Candycaness

    Holy crap, I didnt notice those :) Zankou

  23. Zankou

    @candy- notice what?

  24. alexander

    well whatever happens, we all know gimp isn’t quite going to go all pulp fiction on his ass.

  25. Blacky Blackerson

    @alexander: Oh God let’s hope not! We all know what happened happened when one of the characters went Pulp Fiction on Ving Rhames’s ass (quite literally).

  26. abowden

    “coming up next week, bear nuts loses its g rating”
    lol, that aint going to happen, and what I meant was gimp using his paddle and whip on evil, and that aint happening.

  27. alexander

    either

  28. TekServer

    Bandage Bondage!

    :mrgreen:

  29. Sketch

    @Beta: Just ignore my stupid comments, if they seem it. I’ve been stressed recently so I’ve forced myself awake on coffee. Hard time for me, but I’ll live. With the few brain cells I have left. c:

  30. Puffles

    Ah Good ol’ karma, not even Evil Bear is immune to it haha

  31. Zermel

    I enjoy reading your comments Sketch. / / / ._.

  32. Beta

    I actually do too. There’s quite a few commenters on here I like coming back to just to read their take on things, and a few others besides the previous include (but aren’t limited to) Zankou, Nicole, Blacky, Admin (of course), and Sterling Rodd (Where is that guy anyway?). There’s probably some more but I am tired as well.

    And coffee always works! until about 6 or 7 hours later. Then I really need another!

    And I don’t know, but there’s something about Evil freaking out about what happened that kind of seems adorable. Kind of like a kid when he gets hurt and he asks if it will have to be cut off or if he’ll ever be able to use his arm again in sort of an innocent kind of way. And Evils as NOT innocent as they come. Or maybe it’s because Evil is never really the one to get scared; he’s always causing the others misery. :)

  33. Zankou

    @beta- I think hes upset because nerd(his avatar) hasent been in the comic for a few months. lol

  34. Blacky Blackerson

    @Zankou: For some odd reason, that wouldn’t surprise me!

    Zermel: Oh God, my favorite character is staring into my soul. If I saw this bear staring at me when I wake up holding a paddle, I would probably pass out in fear. Seriously, that’s more menacing than Nerd’s comeuppance face.

    Also, I believe that Evil isn’t concerned about if he’ll die or be injured or not. He’s worried he won’t be able to cause more torment towards the others (and catch up on his favorite reruns of Dexter!)

  35. Zermel

    Blackerson- Gimp is your favorite character?! I thought it was Crack. Anyone here like Vanity the most?

  36. alexander

    Ok, I’ll say what were all thinking “gimps going to sadistically molest evil” Personally I would love to see that, because evil is such a douche bag (seriously, how is he remotely likeable? He is a sociopath.)

  37. Zankou

    @alexander- I’m sure not all of us were thinking that… Zermel probably was, but not me

  38. gamehunter

    xaaxaaxxaxaaxax I can`t stop axaxxaxaxaax comments are so…..xaxaaxaxa :D :D :D THIS COMICS HAS THE MOST ODD COMMENTS EVER!!!!

  39. alexander

    I wasn’t thinking that was going to happen, I was thinking “wouldn’t it be funny if…”

  40. Blacky Blackerson

    @Zermel: I change my favorite character whenever I deem it necessary. Generally, Vanity, Nerd, Gimp, Crack, and Gay are in my top character list, and yes, I established at one point that Vanity was the best, but until I get to see him again, I don’t know if I’ll keep that opinion. He’s still a delightful douche-bag though.

  41. Zermel

    wasn’t thinking that at all Zankou 0_0 Thats pretty sick, who wants there favorite character molested (-_-)

  42. Zankou

    @zermel- honestly.. you’d be surprised, especially with my female friends.(not referring to this comics characters)

  43. Sketch

    @Zermal and Beta: I’m glad to amuse you. Yes. Beta, coffee works alot. XDD Problem is, I knocked myself out against a table via coffee-rush followed by collapsing and going mad. I now have a massive scratch along my arm. <3 Happy days. Nevertheless, coffee is my god.
    But I have to agree. Where the heck is Sterling? .____.

  44. Zankou

    @sketch- iv flinched and punched my desk while really tired once. got a sliver under my nail, maybe i need some of your coffee of the gods.

  45. Zermel

    Usually when I make coffee its at night and then i just don’t go to sleep :) Rarely make it in the morning and I don’t use instant. coffe+cream+ crapload of sugar broke my samsung plasma :( I drink community coffee.

  46. Sketch

    @Zankous: You maybe do need some god-coffee. Hmmm..
    @Zermel: Coffee with sugar always makes me wide awake. Especially with 4-5 spoonfuls of Caffeine per cup. I had almost 20 in a day once. I’M SO RUN-DOWN. -Tear-

  47. Zermel

    oh. I just drink everything in teh pot

  48. Beta

    I’ve never punched anything from spontaneous wakedness, but there was a time once when I was dreaming I was kicking something, and ninja kicked one of my friends, which woke me up.

    There was once I had a 44 ounce cup of triple shot caffeine mocha coffee in a span of about 15 minutes. Yea.. My body couldn’t hold it down :S

  49. Feartheswans

    I would expect no less of Gimpy than to be able to tie down Evil in the most effective manner possible and still have Evil not be sure if he’s ok or not!

  50. Sketch

    @Beta: Ninja kicking friends seems pretty random, but SUPER effective! Well. If you’re aiming for their crotch. My friend just happened to kick a midget in the crotch today out of tiredness. Oh, it was such a dramaticly hilarious moment. I even added on “…We just humanely disabled you!” right after they went “What the hell was that for!?” It was so funny, and my friend has read the whole of BN, so she understood perfectly, which made it all the lot funnier.

  51. Zermel

    @Zankou- Wish I was there :)

  52. Zermel

    I meant @Sketch : / not zankou…just finished reading his other comment for a second time…

  53. Sketch

    @Zermel: It’s perfectly fine. A lot of people read the famous comments of Zankou. Easy to mistake. I suppose. ^^
    …You just reminded me, I should’ve taped it and uploaded it to Youtube, but I didn’t know that it was going to happen.

  54. Zermel

    lol yeh…Everytime i would read a page as i got further I started seeing his name and mainly read all his comments cuz of his avatar,then when i finally caught up
    about when it was on tanked jumping out of the container of beet I started commenting :3

  55. Zermel

    err, beet = beer

  56. Zankou

    @sketch-it doesn’t exactly help when we 3 have evil as our avatars, easy to get mixed up sometimes. lol

  57. alexander

    Evil seems to THINK that Gimp is going to do something sick to him, and that’s probably the whole joke :)
    yeah 3 evil avatars is quite confusing.

  58. PicaDelphon

    I figed Gimp would of locked him to the Rack or something More of Gimps style..

  59. beta

    Doesn’t help much either that two of them have Z names.

  60. Lemrez

    Problem with Z… well it is now Lemrez = Zermel backwards. maybe it will help?

  61. Candycaness

    :O clever name change.

  62. Sketch

    @Lemrez/Zermel: Alrighty then. ^^ By the way, wonderful name change! It’s awesome. Zermel’s an epic name x3x So’s Lemrez, even if it is backwards.
    @Zankou: I suppose. x3 But I love Evil, so my avatar stays, until there’s a better expression ^^
    @Beta: That doesn’t help at all.

  63. Lemrez

    I still have my old expression,Sketch take a lookie

  64. Zankou

    new avatar is gimptastic

  65. Sketch

    @Lemrez: Wonderful ;3 He looks pretty mad there. ^^
    @Zankou: Yeppers c:

  66. Sketch

    Oh, hello hello again. BearNuts issss… 5th on the TWC List!

  67. Lemrez

    Wasn’t it the fourth before? I am disapoint

  68. beta

    It was a close race between the 5th and fourth place last time i checked. Zermel, we need to vote more often is all.

    I liked Zermel better. It rolled off of the tongue much easier.

    I could always change my avatar to Evil and then go by the name “Zeta” :)

  69. Bosn_C_Otter

    I just noticed the cute little band aid on Evils nose. Outstanding!

  70. Lemrez

    Ha, whats wrong with this name,hope people don’t change their names cuz things would be much more confusing.

  71. Zankou

    iv been using mine since i was 12, not changing it now

  72. Sketch

    @Lemrez/Zermel: Mhm. It WAS, we just, like Beta said, need to vote more.
    @Beta: That would be all-too-confusing. x3
    @Zankou: I’m pretty uncreative with awesome names, so I’m sticking to this name until I find/make one I like.

  73. Quebecmutt

    cant help but see River Tam pop her head in the door and go “i can kill you with my brain” while Evil’s eyes widen.
    its like the scene right out of Firefly’s “Trash” episode lol. :3 come to think of it Evil sort of reminds me of Jane.

  74. Zankou

    idk i kinda like the name sketch

  75. Beta

    Sketch is one of those names I wish I would have thought of a long time ago. It probably isn’t taken on many websites either. I’m good with Beta though. It’s usually not taken surprisingly enough.

  76. Sketch

    Is that so, Beta? <3 I quite like that name. Beta. Beta. Betaaaaa~ It’s a cool name, but Zankou’s an awesomesauce name aswell. c:

  77. Kath

    Bandages, the new restraint— :D got to love the irony of it all- What did Evil expect? Puppies?
    Gotta love Gimp!

  78. Lemrez

    @Kath- R.I.P. Eaten puppy.

  79. Beta

    Awesomesauce just made my day :)

    And yes, puppies indeed. Although if he did wake up to puppies I think he would be more confused than he already is.

    And… Bear Nuts is now Number 6 on TWC by one vote! NOOOOOOOooooo…….!

  80. Sketch

    @Beta: We’d all better re-vote!

  81. Beta

    I voted 3 times but unfortunately it’s hard to do with the wait time. Probably not fair to be able to vote 3 times successfully, but my guess is others do the same.

    On another note, I think It’s about time I do another Fan Art piece because recording music isn’t working out so hot. :c

    That, and we’re only hours away from another page. I’m very interested to see what Gimp is going to do, if anything, to make Evil abhor the terrible decision he made earlier.

  82. Lemrez

    number 6 :( oh well 1 minutes

  83. EJAK5199

    Did anyone else notice that The Gimps’ Eyes look alot like how Prozac’s moms did?

  84. Elkian

    Never anger the medic.

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