Page 243
January 17th, 2011

Page 243

OMG Steven!!  There will of course be more of the polars… because this comic doesn’t have enough unfiltered testosterone… or revenge.

Speaking of unfiltered testosterone it’s time for VERSUS! Round 3 in which the stout hearted and brave Sir Lech-a-lot does do battle with a Very Angry Dragon (not to be confused with “Alby the Racist Dragon” which is the best song FOTC produced).  I quite enjoy killing off my characters once and awhile.  I’m still not sure if Round 2 Tanked died from suffocation or drowning… I imagine this next round will be a smidge more violent.

The below image is not really a fair size comparison so if size does matter (har har) and influences your vote in any way then take a gander here.


  1. david


  2. Anthony

    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!
    WHEEL OF MONEY !!!!!!!!!

    (From the whitest kids you know, WKUK for short)

  3. DoggyGal

    OMG!!! I feel sorry for the poor old Steven…he was starting to grow on me,like Tanked….but now I know,he had more blood than beer-belly:P

  4. Kiefer

    ^ I wish there was a like button here too, I agree. I was sad to know it was Steven who was being tortured =[

  5. Zainuba Zain

    Thats just messed up that is. It also appears Evil can be trusted more with voodoo…

  6. K

    Pfft. The size isn’t important as long as Lech knows what he’s doing with it. A smaller sword just means he can penetrate from more angles and thrust more quickly~

  7. Chris

    Goodness… this is getting gruesome.

  8. rtlstien

    Definitely have never seen Voodoo work like that before. I always wondered if the would happen, but television is censored so much. I wonder what would happen if they sewed it back together…

  9. Shada


  10. Soundwave the Unchresomatic

    Nerd + Evil + Voodoo= catastrophie

    Evil + Voodoo= fun for everyone except voodoo-ie

  11. Puffles

    Oh man poor Steven, Nerd should of known better than to interfere with Evil’s voodoo

  12. Shadyprincess55

    Pfffthahahahaha >xD
    lol sorry sorry that was just too funny >xDD


  13. Heart of Blades

    STEEEEEVEEEENNNNN!!!! *CRIES* He was so young and full of life! Why couldn’t of it been Butch!!! Oh the humanity!!!

    Anyway, lol, that’ll teach Nerd, never go to Evil with his problems, go to Death…ofcourse Death probably wouldn’t of cared…

    I bet Lech won’t just defeat the dragon but make it mate with him and have freakish bear/dragon hybrids…..o.O I’ve been watching too much Shrek

  14. Kylie Davies

    Nooooo not Steven! He was my favourite, so sweet … well not sweet exactly, but dumb, so he wasn’t as dangerous as the others - lol.

    And it’s not Evil’s fault! If Nerd had just listened to him and shut up and not gone all grabby, then they could have had hours (or maybe minutes) of fun torture. Isn’t this the second time Nerd’s interference has resulted in bad voodoo endings? Wasn’t it sort of his fault that Gay got all burned to a crispy-fry?

  15. Filipe

    Won’t the zoo personnel assume it was an attack from the other polar bears?

  16. kitsunekage

    *Singing* Sir Lech-a-lot ran away, away! When the dragon did raise it’s ugly head, Sir Lech-a-lot bravely turned tail and feld! Sir Lech-a-lot ran away!

    Poor Steven…… I’m holding a service for him at my lab Thrusday at 7. Tanked has graciously supllied the refreshments.

  17. ciao

    Looks like these guys got a little more than they can chew. OH my poor Steven.

  18. tsophies

    @ kitsunekage hahahaha
    ‘brave brave brave brave Sir lech-a-lot! his eyes gouged out and his legs kicked in…’

    My favourite character pitted against my favourite animal… I’m going to love this, but I DON’T THINK I CAN VOTE!
    too close to the heart to decide </3
    I’d totally forgotten about Alby the racist dragon! My fave is probably ‘business time’, but I’m pretty sure everyone loves that song!

  19. Batjustice

    ROTFLMAO!!! oops! too funny!

    oh….and poor Steven.

  20. coyoteBR

    “and now something completelly unexpected”. Great update, Alison, can’t wait the next page. Thanks for creating such a great tale

  21. Man of the essense

    MAN! I love nerd :P He is my favorite, probably the best I can relate too….and actually couldn’t give two shits about steven. Frankly, I’m glad he just got pwned!

  22. Jeroen

    How gruesome! He seemed to be the most interesting polar bear. I hope this shows what happens when amateurs try their hand at evil.

    Lech vs. the dragon? Lech should win, but it shouldn’t be easy (or have the dragon challenge him to a checkers contest off-course, nobody expects that one) Yes I’m a gamer… …a creative one.

  23. Mathias

    oh my god! O_O i didnt expect such a violent and straightforward ending to this XD

  24. silverfang16

    And that children is why we don’t practice voodoo.

  25. Lody

    I literally let out a smirk seeing that comic, and still smiling from how funny it was.
    And I vote for the Dragon to win cos it looks way cool!

  26. Xaien

    Please tell me he slipped on a bottle of ketchup.

  27. Unknow

    Steve… I really dont think that the autor will kill him so easilly (If you call a arm off easy). Not at least withouth killing Buck and the other, to maintain a status quo is god.

    He might later appear just armless… And this will bring also a scene were nerd will cry “Im a killer”
    Anyways, I think that Tanked will destroy the entire voodoo collection if he discover what happined…

  28. tama

    Go dragon

  29. JS

    I wonder how this is going to prey on Nerd. I don’t think this is anything like what he had in mind. Evil can probably rationalize it but I wonder if someone as sensitive as Nerd seems to be is going to be able to just put this behind him.

    Or maybe he can; I dunno. :D

    Tanked got killed? What did I miss??

  30. Topazert

    Poor steven, Something tells me he was the least mean of the trio. Also people come on can we see a bear win for once!?!?!?!

  31. Ghoulglum


  32. Blacky Blackerson

    I feel sorry for Lech; he’s not going to live long enough to meet the new female characters.

    Although I feel sorry for Steven, this is what happens when you mess with his Star Trek items. You would have known that if you saw the beatdown.

  33. Glowworm

    Not Steven! Although–maybe now he can get a really cool prosthetic arm–like a chainsaw!

  34. ForTheRoyalty!!!

    STEVEN!!!!!! Why could it not have been Butch?! I imagine your funeral to have somewhat of an irish theme for some reason.
    *bagpipe music is heard*
    As for Sir Lech-alot and the dragon I’m putting my eggs in the dragon basquet.

  35. mehdi

    This can’t end this way, because we are all wondering now, what will happen to Steven. And will the polar bear be as bad as before …

  36. Nicole

    GAH!!! Holy crap. Didn’t see that coming! Though…after crispy-fried Gay, I probably should have. Evil’s voo doo is dangerous!

    I love how the voo doo polar bear has mean eyes. And I’m thinking it can affect any of the polar bears, not just Steven. But, dayam…he sure got it bad!

  37. Kenichi340

    Holy crap! Even the polar bears don’t deserve something like THAT!

  38. yellowmares

    It’s sad, because steven was the least mean of the polar bears.. o__o i liked him.. kinda gore but fun XD

  39. emilybrooks127

    Woah, looks like even evil has his boundaries…. poor Stephen. =(

  40. Loké

    I Seriously Didnt see THAT one Coming…

  41. Nicole

    Alison, your shirt woot’s doing good! :D

  42. Denoyelle Lockhart

    HAHA! XD

  43. Shadow

    if it were evil or death vs the dragon the bear would win, lech….this is gonna be fun to watch >=D

  44. reccaman

    once again i love that voodoo that you do but once in a while it goes horribly wrong

  45. reccaman

    i wonder if it can end in a tie between lech and the dragon

  46. Roderick

    Alice Cooper comes to my mind XD.

  47. Blacky Blackerson

    Hey Alison, when you have enough VS, you should make a book having the losers win. It could get you a little extra money and I’d love to see what would happen if Tanked beat the crap out of a phylon.

  48. Anthony

    @Everyone: Well, what’ja expect? The hair that nerd had got for evil was like…. completely random.

    (Kinda like a lottery ticket. I mean, what are the odds of you guys winning a million dollars in less than a day. —What are the odds of steven being picked as a victim for voodoo?—)

  49. W.E.S

    but.. I liked Steven, he seemed like the best out of them. He just liked to chew stuff 9_9

  50. purplegriffin

    oh man that had to sting.

  51. Angela

    Oh my gawd! HA HA HA HA HA!

  52. kitsunekage

    @ Everyone Am I the only one to notice this, but every time Evil do voo doo, and it goes horribly wrong, it’s *always* been Nerd’s fualt (Page 46 If anyone cares enough to double check)………. Holy Crap! Nerd’s been cursed! O.o

  53. beaufleur

    I LOVE the look the dragon’s giving Lech … PRICELESS!! ^^ (I just love the dragon period too … )
    Perhaps Stephen’s not dead? (hoping in vain perhaps, but I have that kind of habit … ^^)
    @kitsunekage: I didn’t notice that, but good catch on your part! ^^

  54. beaufleur

    I love the vote pic of the dragon and Lech even better …. I LOVE the looks that dragon’s giving!!! LOL!

  55. Ryno

    Well Steven was the one holding down NerdBear when they were painting him, therefore Steven’s fur got stuck to Nerd. Poor guy.

  56. Kobrag

    By the gods…THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

  57. kavukamari


    i think the dragon will win… in more ways than one? >:V

    but seriously OH GAWD STEVENNNNNNNNN

  58. HuskyRedz


    FYI- I love the keycards you did for Further Confusion :3

  59. Yoshemo

    Noooo not Steven ;o;

  60. Jessica

    Oh Shit I think that even shocked Evil.

  61. apstorm

    I think the phrase is ‘once in a while’ not ‘once and awhile’ … not sure, though.


    Code blue! Steven’s down! Situation critical! Covert nature of operation has been breached. Fecal matter has hit the rotary oscillator. You get the idea.

  62. Mena

    Dismemberment isn’t funny…but maybe it is..just a little bit… *giggle* Why did you pick on Steven? You have karma in your hands, go after the really mean one!

  63. pinkrabbit

    To bad his name is Steven and not Kenny cuz’ OMG they killed Steven just doesn’t roll off the tongue like Kenny. Still had me LMAO!! Soooo funny! hahaha!

  64. Mish


    Hah, seriously I read your webcomic start to finish July the year before last, and since I’m rubbish at following updates I just sort of carried on with life and found it again now! Not only very cool to read up on all the comic progress but also SO strange to go straight from Sammy not being born to now! So much has happened, wow! And I’m really glad to hear you are alright after that crash, that looked really nasty- Sam in the back as well! Anyway, well done with this again, the comic is pretty much just amazing and I will start subscribing to it so I can’t forget! :)

  65. BSQ

    Oooh the carnage… muahaha…
    Dismemberment is only funny if you are killing a necromorph =/

  66. raeByppilF

    Oh, that didn’t end well for poor Steven…
    Oh, Kewl! New versus! :D

  67. Nicole

    I think Shadow said it earlier…if it was Death vs. the Dragon the bear would’ve gotten my vote. But our dear Lech…well…he’s more fun to watch getting his butt kicked.

  68. ponyhome

    Steven goes by the name “Lefty” these days…

  69. Solario the Visored

    Alas, poor Steven. I knew him, sort of…

    By the way, It was nice seeing your ad for Bear Nuts hotel key cards in the book at Further Confusion. :)

  70. JS

    Is there anyplace to see the old Versusesesses? Versusi… Versus…etc. …The old cartoons where the bears fight something? I think I really missed out. :)

  71. Hoheh

    It’s all fun and games until someone dies…

  72. kitsunekage

    @Hoheh Then you search thru their pockets for loose change and credit cards…

  73. Lori

    i LOVE Flight of the Choncords =)

    AND….Steven was my favourite =( just kidding…but for this I completely blame nerd. no no fighting over the polar bear voo-doo doll!

  74. tsophiekins

    @JS if you’re on facebook, Alison’s posted them all there! Search for Bear Nuts Comic I think, and ‘like’ the page!

  75. Rosewater

    Wow that some powerful voodoo he do

  76. Blacky Blackerson

    To be honest, this is the first time Nerd should be faulted for the accident. The Gay insident wasn’t really his fault because if Evil didn’t place it over a fire in the first place it wouldn’t have happened.
    Is it me or is this leading up to a character arc? I’ve noticed a pattern of significant events ending and leading to character development.

  77. linkoflegend

    is stephen…dead? i mean that was a lot of blood

  78. JS

    @tsophiekins Thanks, tsophiekins, I’m much obliged. :D

  79. Ghost in Gears

    Aw, darn it. Steven was my favorite.

  80. Anon

    Bahahahaha, oh god this is just delicious. It’s a pity it happened to Steven, though– he seemed to be the nicest one.

  81. Rexia

    *cackles* They got what was coming to them.
    Even if Stephen doesn’t seem as bad, what was it they said?
    He “sucks by association”.

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