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Evil may be creative when it comes to pranks and vengeance-taking and general dickery, but his imagination is pretty limited in the end. He tends to fixate, or I guess why change up the classics like ice cream scooping someone’s eyes? I remember a CSI Vegas ep where the psycho baddie of the week took one eyeball from his victim and sewed it into someone else’s socket and let them go (he first lobotomized them thru the nose though). One, that’s really gross, and two, I wonder about the writing staff on some of these shows… where do ideas like that come from?? I don’t think I would ever think of one person doing something like that to another. Do they get bonuses for coming up with the most gross and inhumane thing to do? How do all these procedural shows keep coming up with new creepiness?
Speaking of creepiness, how’d you like to have this thing come floating at you in the dark? Silently of course :)
I’ve also posted a couple more new pieces of fan art including more Gletch! Have I mentioned recently how awesome you guys are??
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November 15th, 2010 at 12:02 am
Lech is being a hero? Hmm…he must be doing it for the praise.
November 15th, 2010 at 12:04 am
Dis post iz dedicated 2 my dead guinea pig.
(Rascal 1/11/06 - 11/2/10) Such a sad day :(
November 15th, 2010 at 12:22 am
Ugg, I actually thought it was already done for a second. Lech is…….helping?! Lech is helping and Prozac has given up? The world is upside down all of a sudden!
November 15th, 2010 at 12:26 am
I don’t see it as much as “Lech helping” as “Lech has found an opportunity to kick some ass.”
Unlike Evil, Lech needs a reason to beat some one up.
Did Evil draw smelly poo on Vainity’s tummy?
November 15th, 2010 at 12:31 am
I love Lech in this one!
November 15th, 2010 at 12:49 am
…heheheh.. cock monkey..
…immature snickers aside, I really wanna know the intent of Lech’s heroicness.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Noo….. :( and I was looking forward to the eye poppingness of it all.
Oh what a kidney shot, ouch!
November 15th, 2010 at 1:04 am
Well, evil has got a very big problem for eyeballs. Also, lech defending pingpong? Methinks a friendship/protective relation ship, has developed. Great job Allison.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:06 am
Relationship, sorry im a little space bar happy after black ops thumb workout.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:13 am
Oh yeah! uhhh Pirates of the Third Reich right? The one where the dominatrix has sex with the man that killed her daughter XD. loved that ep. great page!
November 15th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Yikes. Never thought I’d ever be so proud of Lech.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Hark! Hark! I just read silver’s post and concocted a reason for Lechs sudden involvment. Seeing as Lech sees himself as the “Alpha male” when prozacs not around, and maybe since prozac has (quote) given up, maybe Lech is trying to assert dominance! Any agreements to my wild theory?
November 15th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Hah hah! It’s nice to see Evil get hurt. He totally deserves it.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:30 am
holy crap! lech is actually defending the little monster from a bigger monster!?
November 15th, 2010 at 1:34 am
whoa I wasn’t expecting lech to stop evil.
I reckon Prozac would’ve been cooler seeing as he hardly ever uses violence.
also when is the bear line up gonna include vanity bear?
November 15th, 2010 at 1:36 am
*mouth drops* W-what is going on? Lech to the rescue? What has the world come to
November 15th, 2010 at 1:45 am
lech…is being good……….so I take it armagedon bear is next? or maybe pestilance bear war bear and famin bear come over to see death….?
November 15th, 2010 at 2:11 am
Haha Poor Evil’s specially made eyeball mantel will have to stay empty for now. I adore his expression and ice cream scoop love in panel 4.
Personally, I am very much looking forward to Vanity’s reaction when he gets a chance to look in the mirror.
I expect screaming.
November 15th, 2010 at 2:16 am
I dunno if Lech needs THAT much of a reason not to want Ping Pong, who is an annoying twerp but really just a kid, horrifically disfigured if not painfully killed (from, y’know, blood loss out of the eyes.) besides not being a complete psychopath? Or even a reason to be keeping an eye out besides knowing what Evil is like?
I mean, I find Evil amusing too, and I was sort of hoping to see Vanity a little traumatized from this so that maybe he’d learn that being an ass has consequences, but when you actually think about what Evil’s trying to do, it’s a pretty big step above anything else we’ve seen in the comic so far in terms of painful horribleness. The closest would be the accidental voodoo-burning of Gay a while back, and that wasn’t permanent.
November 15th, 2010 at 2:21 am
@ dittersdorfgnome
yes i think he did draw a smelly poo on his belly.
November 15th, 2010 at 3:02 am
@ Shadow If you’ve ever played Darksiders, you’d know that Pestilance, War, and Famin would have to come down to earth in orbs of fire, so that would be bad for the zoo…… Death could always take a quick hike out somewheres to meet them, thu……
@Alix True, but someone should do something to Vanity to tell him that he’s an ass.
November 15th, 2010 at 3:15 am
Kinda thinking he’s doing it more because the bears would be kinda screwed if that happened :p Maybe put down or something?
November 15th, 2010 at 3:45 am
*shudder* eyeless vanity bear creeps me out every time. I think that would give me nightmares if I saw it at the zoo lol or anywhere else for that matter
November 15th, 2010 at 3:51 am
I Like how Ping Pong’s Logo is just Pong when his fur is shaved (at least it sure don’t look like a star)
November 15th, 2010 at 3:51 am
OMG - that’s the funniest thing I’ve read today. I love the last two panels.
I kinda feel sorry for Vanity Bear, except that we all knew he wouldn’t suffer any permanent damage … I think.
Allison, you’re amazing.
November 15th, 2010 at 3:57 am
Cock monkey what does that even mean srsly Lech you’re so weird.
Grammar is for people who haven’t had headaches all day.
November 15th, 2010 at 3:59 am
there is a difference in being evil and being a jerk I mean I dont think anyone wants evil to kill someone. evil is a psycho and even a jerk like lech seeing what evil is doing probably couldnt just stand there and do nothing that would make him feel just as bad as evil is.
November 15th, 2010 at 4:15 am
cock monkey check it on urban dictionary
November 15th, 2010 at 4:15 am
Ummmmmmmmm, i don’t get it….
November 15th, 2010 at 5:41 am
Nooooooooo! Why Lech! Whhhhhhhhhhy!
I kinda agree with FTS, Lech is probably doing this partially because he’s trying to assert a sense of dominance. However, Lech was kinda the second bear to try and make amends when Vanity was tossed in with the other bears (after Tanked,) so there might be more to it. For some reason, I’m thinking Lech looks to Vanity as a little brother of some sort, dunno why.
November 15th, 2010 at 6:11 am
Cock monkey! Hey, thats going to be my new name I will give my Boss. :)
November 15th, 2010 at 6:42 am
I love Lech so SO much!! I don’t think he gets enough love. Or tail.
Cock Monkey sounds like something I’d say, loving the innovative insults!
November 15th, 2010 at 7:00 am
well lech bear saving vanity was unexpected, good twist, can`t wait to see more
November 15th, 2010 at 7:01 am
Here is Lech to say the day!:D The only thing missing is his Lecherine claws!
Anyway,I think that Vanity is gonna be so P’d off when he finds out about who messed up his hairdo!And yay,my fanart is up there!*la!*
November 15th, 2010 at 7:59 am
The panda bear with his tongue lolling out and his eyes missing is so horrific. Well done.
November 15th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Yikes!!! I was totally unprepared for such a gruesome strip! lol Very well done. Caught me totally off guard.
November 15th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Great…there goes my breakfast (looks sadly at leftover oatmeal)
November 15th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Ah Lech to the rescue, didn’t see that happening but it’s good he did. ..Did Evil draw a steaming pile of poo on Vanity’s Belly? Thanks for posting up my art and noting where it came from, I normally never think to watermark my stuff :-).
November 15th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Lech actually earned my respect. I did not expect this.
And poor Vanity. Hopefully his fur grows back soon, or he’s going to be spending a long time inside.
Also, I don’t recognize who Gimp is. I’ll need to brush up on my superhero knowledge.
November 15th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Lots of people still calling him Ping Pong… Interesting.
And Gimp as Magneto? I’m not sure how that name would be gimp-ified, and… uh… Well, he is a villain, or at the very least Professor Xavier’s rival and old friend, and a bit odd a fit personality-wise (mutant rights extremist played by a passive personality, essentially). But powers-wise, I suppose I could see the implications.
Will be interesting to find out about Lech’s motivations, here.
November 15th, 2010 at 11:10 am
Wait… does this mean Evil intended to display Vanity’s scooped out eyeballs (and part of the sockets from the look of it) on his display shelf?
November 15th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Awww man! I was hopin to see his eyes scooped out! And this is new, Lech to the rescue? I expect Prozac of course, or even Gay to tell on him, but lech? That’s interesting!
November 15th, 2010 at 11:38 am
I think Lech is just doing what all the Bears do, and that is to not let Evil do anything too horrible that would mess up the living situation and bring the unwanted attention of the keepers. Kind of like when Evil tried to BBQ the kid a few episodes ago. I doubt there is any special protectiveness towards Douche-Bear (I mean Vanity). As for the eyeball scoopage first panels…that’s a little disturbing. The steaming poo drawing in place of the star is a nice touch.
November 15th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Letch wants to be the one to kill him!
November 15th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
@Baree: Yes, Evil was talking in an earlier strip about displaying Vanity’s eyes on his mantle. When someone pointed out that Evil did not have a mantle, he responded that he would build one just for his eyeball collection. Evil does know how to follow through on his intentions, you gotta give him that! Incidentally, Crack should be especially nervous, after the “abduction” fiasco…
November 15th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Who do ya think would be da perfect voice voice actor for “Lech Bear”?
A) H. Jon Benjamin
B) Patrick Warburton
C) John DiMaggio
“I doubt there will ever be an animated version of the comic but I enjoyed your casting ideas anyway.” (10/2/10)
Oh yeah, dats right. My “True Inner Self” is showing me my reply.
Hey Alice, I know dat we talked about dis through my emal, but I wanna know what the other BN fans think in their perspective POV.
(This series deserves more than just a 10 out of 10 XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
November 15th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
O_O Wow. So evil really was serious about the eyeball thing after all…
November 15th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
For a second there I thought Evil actually did it until I scrolled down.
November 15th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I think Vanity will be traumatized enough once Lech explains what Evil was about to do to the poor panda. I also agree with FTS - since Prozac has given up (he’s probably a bit burned out from dealing with Evil), it’s Lech’s turn as leader –if everyone else will agree on this. I’m just wondering what Death makes of the newcomer, as well as what’s been going on. He seems to be the only one to keep Evil in line.
Oh, and that incentive: It *figures* that Gimp would go with that costume! (A “good” version of that character, methinks…. ;) )
November 15th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
He destroyed the emblem! It’s supposed to be invincible! Like gum!
November 15th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Creepily enough, a lot of CSI episodes are based, at least in part, on actual murders. Some details are changed, but they don’t just make everything up.
November 15th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Why is he doing this…who bribed him with porn, really i can find no other reason for him to help
November 15th, 2010 at 7:20 pm
CREEPYPASTA STRIP FTW!!
November 15th, 2010 at 8:02 pm
I had to LOL at the steaming pile of crap picture on the panda’s bear chest
November 15th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Not in a million years would I have expected Lech to be on watch like that. Lech is the MAN. For today, anyway. ;)
Whew…the eyes are saved! I knew Evil was gonna be that evil. This is the bear that tried to roast a child rotisserie style!
November 15th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Evil’s imagination isn’t limited, he’s just determined to follow through with his vision. Even if it’s a horrific, traumatizing vision. However, I’m a little disappointed he shaved Vanity but didn’t bother to give him a reverse mohawk.
November 15th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Thise kids aren’t in a wavy outline… are they actually watching, or just figments of Evil’s imagination?
November 15th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
… okay I didn’t really like Lech before but the tackle of awesome has sent me to his team.
GO LECH!!! *WAVES LARGE FLAG WITH “L” ON IT*
November 15th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
also that kidney shot.
November 15th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
though I can’t help feeling a BIT sorry for Evil, he was so happy!… for both him and the ice cream scoop…
his saying “aww, scoop!” with such love was adorable. and disturbing. o_O
November 16th, 2010 at 1:29 am
Evil came dangerously close to crossing the moral event horizoon…
November 16th, 2010 at 1:53 am
@ Antony no clue who any of those people are at the moment, but I always imagine Death with either a low, gravelly voice, or….. Ugh! for the Life of me, I can’t remember the actor who played Gandalf in Lord of the Rings!……. But you probibly know what I mean now….. Hope that helps.
Oh! And I would totally volentere to do the voice of Crack!
November 16th, 2010 at 1:59 am
There’s a female somewhere watching. There’s no other reason for Lech to step up and be a hero otherwise. He’s playing hero for something to gain.
November 16th, 2010 at 4:54 am
I’m sad that Evil’s work was interrupted :\
November 16th, 2010 at 8:37 am
So, did anyone else notice that Ling Ling’s Star on his belly when shaved off is actually an image of a steaming pile of shit underneath?
Could this be a glimpse at his true personality?
November 16th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Hah…. Wasn’t even thinking when I was typing and called him “Ling Ling” instead of “Ping Pong”! Oops! Man, it is too early in the morning.
November 16th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Lol…. Cock monkey….
November 16th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
DRAT! Foiled again!
November 16th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Kitsunekage pay up on the bet *grins* and no don’t ask how I got as close as I did.
November 16th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
well nerd bear seems to have been right when he said a few comics ago it could have been worse and it almost was (bear fights round 2 except no faking)
November 16th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Did Lech just save the mini-D***weed?
November 16th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
@ Chris - Evil drew the poo on… besides the “incision” marks for the ice cream scoop. creeeeepyevilDX
November 17th, 2010 at 1:34 am
I bet Lech is going to hold this over Prozac at some point. Because I totally would, in Lech’s position.
November 17th, 2010 at 1:44 am
@ Enigma You win, nothing! You didn’t place ant money on the bet, and nobody else signed up!….. but, to be fair, I’ll give you *Rumages thru pokects* 3 cents, a gumball, a button, some lint, and a bottle cap. Have fun!
November 17th, 2010 at 2:13 am
Falcon punch!
November 17th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
*looks at the pile* well better then nothing. Now to bad Vanity well most likely learn nothing from this still say him getting mange would be good for him.
November 17th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Somewhere someone is attempting to draw a monkey made of penises, and it’s all your fault.
November 18th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Nice football tackle.
November 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Female nearby or not, Evil traumatizing kids is bad for the bears. Lech is one.
November 18th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I totally just read all of the pages in less then 2 days… I simply LOVE it all! I am now a loyal reader! <3
November 18th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Welcome…
November 18th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
@kitsunekage: Dat’s so cold, bro.
November 18th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
I just thought of another brilliant insult: Twatbasket.
TWATBASKET
although that one’s very British.
November 18th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Awh, Lech should have waited for the second eye… Vanity with a fake eyeball would have been nice.
November 21st, 2010 at 9:46 am
Cock Monkey! I love it. Permission to utilise please? *Mischievous grin*
December 5th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
That was…unexpected.