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Here’s my theory on why pandas don’t mate very often: they can’t get over themselves long enough to listen to someone else. Though in all seriousness the plight of endangered animals like pandas sucks and I feel guilty every time I click away from one of those WWF programs pleading for money and showing actual footage of smugglers killing pandas/tigers/rhinos/etc. I just can’t watch that stuff and besides donating, there’s not really anything the average person can do to help, is there? I mean I already cut way down on my ivory, panda pelt, and ground tiger penis powder purchasing… say that three times fast.
I have seen that Whale Wars show a few times and despite the dangerous (and illegal?) way they’re doing it, at least they’re doing something. And here I’m drawing cute panda a-holes.
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September 6th, 2010 at 12:01 am
Something tells me that Prozac isn’t taking the ‘old man’ comment well XD
September 6th, 2010 at 12:02 am
i saw this coming D:<
NOOOOO
September 6th, 2010 at 12:05 am
DAMN!I did not see that coming!D: I actually thought PP was sorry,but I didn’t realize he was so full of himself.This is terrible….but I love Prozac’s shocked face,I don’t blame him though,if I was like that in a situation such as that,I would probably seem the same way.^^’
And also,I just have to know because of the PP pic in the first panel,what program do u use to color this comic?
September 6th, 2010 at 12:05 am
Prozac status:
[x]Told
September 6th, 2010 at 12:20 am
=O
I sense a tail kicking coming…
September 6th, 2010 at 12:21 am
Even raging the cute little panda a-hole is cute. But for sure the winning feature in this page is Prozac’s shocked face, never has that bear looked so cute and made me wanna give him a hug to let him know it’s ok.
September 6th, 2010 at 12:47 am
you just killed Prozac’s brain.
September 6th, 2010 at 1:01 am
Poor Prozac, he looks so shocked. I’m trying hard not to giggle at his expression but I’m failing…
Personality and behavior contributes greatly to cuteness, panda-boi, and Prozac is way cuter than you so there.
September 6th, 2010 at 1:17 am
This is not going to end well for Ping Pong.
I never understood how donating to the WWF actually helped. What would a bunch of wrestlers do to help endangered species :P, now seriously I still don’t know how does donating to the WWF(N) helps anyway. And if those ads showing smugglers and poachers did something was to actually not donate anything because I think is a really horrible way to get donations, making us feel guilty for something most of the donators don’t do. Especially if it is already illegal.
September 6th, 2010 at 1:21 am
They need to introduce PP to Prozac when he’s not on his medication.
That’d sort the little brat out right quick.
September 6th, 2010 at 1:22 am
poor prozac, i wanna see prozac give evil his fanny-pack of evil back, and then well see a PP voodoo doll… lets see how snippy he is after evil roasts his butt for a few hours….
September 6th, 2010 at 1:23 am
Prozac’s gonna have to down a whole bottle of medication to get over this…
September 6th, 2010 at 1:31 am
I KNEW IT SHE WAS GONNA YELL. prozacs gonna kill pp now…..
September 6th, 2010 at 1:31 am
Haha third panel, Gay - shocked, Evil - Angry, Lech - angry, Tank… oblivious.
And SOMEONE’s gonna get a butt whooping…
September 6th, 2010 at 2:07 am
worse nerds going to write a memo to have pp put in the bear encloser…..
September 6th, 2010 at 2:36 am
It’s perfectly acceptable to draw Panda a-holes. One must admit they are out there! But most pandas are good folk, I’m sure:) Comedy aside, I understand your feelings. I saw the documentary “The Cove”. It was very good and made me sad for every time I’ve gone to an aquarium show:( Though I still might go to one for my daughter, I don’t believe in their commercialization so I’m unsure whether to boycot them entirely or be selective of who I choose to help me educate my daughter.
September 6th, 2010 at 2:37 am
And I love Prozac’s reaction, btw!
September 6th, 2010 at 2:54 am
damn, i was hoping prozac would go crazy and beat ping pong up
September 6th, 2010 at 3:10 am
Ouch, that’s going to sting like heck!
September 6th, 2010 at 3:33 am
Mmmmmm you know I REALY hope Evil gets to have fun with PP now *grins* and I’m with Viper Voodoo doll and lots and lots of sharp pointy items to stick in it ^_^ this is why I have the T.C.T.L protocol helps to end stuff like this be for it gets to this point or *cough* worse
September 6th, 2010 at 3:36 am
I almost expected to see Prozac Bear drop a bender right there.
September 6th, 2010 at 3:44 am
And now we learn: He’s named “Ping Pong” for the mood swings.
September 6th, 2010 at 3:49 am
evil, sick him.
September 6th, 2010 at 3:55 am
Drat. My hopes are dashed against the rocks of this panda’s ego. Or something. Oh well! He’s probably funnier this way though.
September 6th, 2010 at 4:46 am
oh dear, that wasnt cute at all O_O
also, to quote prozak: :O
September 6th, 2010 at 5:38 am
Evil’s look at 3rd picture says everything. No text cloud needed.
September 6th, 2010 at 5:47 am
I look forward to the revenge plan
September 6th, 2010 at 5:52 am
Prozac’s expression in panels 4, 6, 8, 9, and 10 matched gay’s in 3
I think dat panda is going to have a few problems in the near future
September 6th, 2010 at 6:09 am
I`m torn between 2 answers:
( ) quick, someone give Prozac his pills.
( ) quick, someone hide Prozac`s pills. Ping Pong deserves it
September 6th, 2010 at 6:36 am
Prozac will end up downing every bottle he has after that…he looks about ready to blow up.
I sense Prozac allowing Evil to do what he does best before the end of this XD
September 6th, 2010 at 6:57 am
This is the reason why panda’s are endangered. Their all a-holes.
September 6th, 2010 at 7:36 am
dayuuuum
September 6th, 2010 at 8:33 am
You know what would be worse than pummelling a panda? Ruining his reputation like.. making him look like he has rabies.
September 6th, 2010 at 8:43 am
OMG! PingPong is sooooo dead right now…
September 6th, 2010 at 9:13 am
LOL, Star for Starlet. Got that hollywood stereo type perfectly. LOL
September 6th, 2010 at 9:28 am
Why do I have the strangest feeling that in the next page, Prozac’s gonna rip his head off and sh*t down his neck?
September 6th, 2010 at 9:32 am
“Run along now, old man. You’re blocking my sun.” XD
September 6th, 2010 at 9:39 am
you are wrong ikemaster prozac is not going to kill prozac
prozac is going to get evil to kill pp
September 6th, 2010 at 9:41 am
Ohhhh Evil, We have a job for youuuuu…..
September 6th, 2010 at 9:47 am
I think lil Pandy is going to learn to fear Prozac
September 6th, 2010 at 9:51 am
OhHH my god.
September 6th, 2010 at 10:10 am
OMG! I will admit I kinda saw this one coming. Man, Lech looks like he’s ready to kill Ping Pong! I wonder what they are going to do about it now? I think Evil should have fun with a PP voodoo doll
Although, the others’ idea here on hiding Prozac’s medication sounds like a good idea too!
September 6th, 2010 at 10:39 am
I knew it! I knew that little fuzz ball wasn’t all sweet and goody goody! Sick Evil on him, Prozac!
Or better yet, stay off your medication, I’m sure he’d love to tell off THAT Prozac.
September 6th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Any one betting on how fast prozac goes mental? I got 18 seconds.
September 6th, 2010 at 11:30 am
haha what a boob
September 6th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
why do I foresee prozac turning Evil loose on the panda?
September 6th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Admit it Alison, you are just looking for an excuse to draw Evil doing erhm.. evil stuff again!
September 6th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I am even Asian and see that panda needs a lesson or two. If Ping Pong keeps that up it would be good for Prozac to go off the pills a little to be his personal tutor. LOL
September 6th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I saw this coming a mile away. I just hope Prozac or Evil takes him down a notch or two.
September 6th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
I totally saw that coming!
but I have to agree, he IS cuter.
September 6th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
HE BROKE PROZAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 6th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Gay’s probably freaking out about the old comment. I totally agree with you on the panda mating thing. They do seem so preoccupied with eating and preening.
September 6th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Come on evil, you know you want to. Bet he is tasty…
September 6th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Evil.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO.
YOU DO THAT VOODOO
September 6th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
The rage I feel right now is indescribable, I…I just feel…like…mauling the next thing to cross my path.
September 6th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
i say we unleash evil in him D8<
September 6th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
The obvious answer, and I’ve said it all along, is to breed pandas for food. It worked for alligators and what are the odds of cattle ever going extinct?
September 6th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Aww Snap. $#!T Just Got Real.
September 6th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
I so called that. xD
September 6th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
The Bears are all going to paint each other Black and white.
Huh?
Huh?
September 6th, 2010 at 7:44 pm
HAHAHAHA I CANT GET OVER PROZACS FACE!! aww po thang! Hey Alison, will there be Triple P buttons and stickers available for purchase?
September 7th, 2010 at 12:15 am
“SNAP”
Here comes the evil Prozac~!
September 7th, 2010 at 12:20 am
ping pong just f##k up very badly…………… O_o
September 7th, 2010 at 2:02 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I didn’t call it
September 7th, 2010 at 2:24 am
At first I thought I saw a star on his chest, now I just see a target.
September 7th, 2010 at 3:38 am
Nope, not gonna end well.
Not at all.
September 7th, 2010 at 6:03 am
I wonder if he’s still gonna feel super cute with a black eye. Or two.
However, yeah, it’s pretty sad that a lot of animal species are about to go extinct, because some of us can’t get enough of their fur/ meat etc. But you can’t really help that, it’s like trying to turn the world vegetarian. The only reason pigs, chicken and cows haven’t gone extinct yet is that we’ve found an effective way of breeding more of them than we’re killing. We can only hope that the Japanese find an effective way of breeding whales/ dolphins in time before they’re all dead. Or that the market dies, but it’s kinda unlikely that they change their habits/ tradition all of a sudden just because Western society tells them so.
September 7th, 2010 at 6:16 am
this is probably the only time I’ve ever wanted to set Evil on another bear, kill Evil kill!!! Kill the damn talking panda!
September 7th, 2010 at 7:16 am
i say we make slippers out of him
September 7th, 2010 at 11:07 am
I can’t breathe from laughing so hard! And my cheeks hurt! Oh Lord but this is hilarious! Instead of Evil, release Gimp on the Starlet! Now THAT will be evil! XD
September 7th, 2010 at 11:33 am
Reading the statement above I think the best and most entertaining solution would be for Gimp and Gay to take on the little rascal together.
I’m sure they’ll find a way to “teach him some manners”, if you know what I mean?
September 7th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Eh, pandas aren’t so much being wiped out by hunting as that they’re one of those species which has over-specialized themselves out of survival. They consumer so much bamboo, which has so little nutritious value to them, that it’s little surprise that the breeding rate is low, even out in the wild. They’re too lazy and they can’t live in large groups because it would deforest the area.
I personally think that pandas have been sapping a lot of conservation money away from other species simply because they’re more cute and cuddly than, say, a Coelacanth.
September 7th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Wow that must have damages prozacs ego
September 7th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Actually, panda’s are endangered because they don’t Know how to have sex. Because of roads the female - male ratio is cut, and from a young age they do not see others mating. They physically have to either get the female pregnant or show footage or what they are supposed to be doing…
September 7th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@constance - What? It’s in the genetics - all living creatures know how to mate regardless of help videos or not. Everything knows how to bump uglies; note that the human population was huge BEFORE the advent of porn.
September 7th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
i knew hed be mean
September 7th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
@DoggyGal: Photoshop
@Likeacupcake: lol, it’s shorted out!
@Bartimaeus: I already have a Mood Swing Bear…
@Fluffs: That’s a good idea too…
@Jessica:
@Herr Drew: P’s got better manners than that, Evil on the other hand…
@Filipe: would that be cannibalism though?
@Artis. K: Next time I do a re-order I’ll get some PP stuff made
@Kookaburra8su: lol
@Lea: and having so many cows/chickens/pigs causes other problems too, mainly lots of pollution and water usage
@Anaiyah: I have to draw that now…
@Sean Duggan: Now I have to look up what a coleacanth is.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Oh snap. Inb4 Prozac becomes the Incredible Pulk.
September 7th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
The reason why pandas dont mate very often is because the males are lazy (seriously). Given the choice between banging a female panda and eating bamboo they chose eating.
On an up side they some places have found a method to get them to mate. After trying all kinds of aphrodisiacs, they tried panda porn, yes Panda porn.
The only way to get a male panda to have sex with another panda is to show them 2 other pandas already doing it.
September 7th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
Man http://FTP.
F@%& That Panda !
September 7th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
@ dim- PANDA PORN!!! R U FOR-SERIOUS?? ahahahahahhahahahahah! LOL
September 7th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Why do I get the feeling Ping Pong’s attitude originates from a trauma in his past or something…
September 8th, 2010 at 3:18 am
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHCK
September 8th, 2010 at 4:36 am
… I do not like this little bear… he’s more evil than… THAN EVIL BEAR!
He needs to be taught a lesson. I say we let Evil teach it.
September 8th, 2010 at 6:21 am
I think Vanity Bear has ARRIVED!
September 8th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Yeah, but the thing I particularly hate about the people on Whale Wars is they’re basically the Nautical version of PETA: ie; pretentous douchebags who, more often than not, have no authority on anything they talk about, or even remotley know what the hell they’re talking about to begin with. And to top it off, none of those granola-muchers has any sane business being on a f*cking boat that’s floating more than 3 miles off of a US coastline.
So, my attitude twards PETA, and the like, are as follows: http://www.housepetscomic.com/2009/04/27/no-joke-today-just-violence/
September 8th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Bears gone wild: Evil and his army of voodoo dolls >:D BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sceen 1 ping pong kicked in the ding dong.
September 8th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Omg Ping Pong just broke Prozac!! He wasn’t even able to go into rage mode. SHOW HIM A LESSON GUYS!!!
September 8th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
(Bring on Death bear…FUFUFU!)
September 9th, 2010 at 3:09 am
I like British comedian Jeremy Hardy’s take on why pandas don’t often mate: “They can mate - they just don’t see each other in that way…”
September 9th, 2010 at 4:20 am
He is such a bastard, no wonder the Chineses gave him. He is a bastard and not cute anymore
September 9th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Hey, could you post again on Facebook the pages of Ninja Evil VERSUS! Pirate Evil? I losted some ones when I was sick ._.
September 9th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I just love how stunned Prozac looks in the “camera” in panel 8!
Just like he wants to say: “Did you just hear that too?!”
September 9th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
For anyone who hasn’t looked up a “coelacanth” yet, it’s an ancient fish. in fact, it’s species dates back to the time just before amphibians evolved. In fact, from the time humans discovered them to roughly 12-15 years ago, scientists believed the were extinct. They changed their minds when some fishermen around Africa (Asia?) caught a few of them. When analyzed, they were basically the same as the coelacanths back before amphibians evolved.
September 9th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
that pandas goin to get his snobby little but kicked by angry Prozac…i’m looking forward to it
September 9th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Even if Prozac does not have his medication, he can still meditate…
September 10th, 2010 at 12:04 am
We need a handstand contest. Maybe if PP loses, he’ll show more respect. By this, I mean male pandas dispute territory by seeing who can pee higher on a tree while doing a handstand. Haha. They really do. I saw the video.
September 12th, 2010 at 12:29 am
Poor Prozac, betcha he didn’t see that one coming lol. He and the others should really teach him who the boss is.
Panda, you better recognize XD
September 14th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Whoa. Prozac’s got drop-jaw.
Okay, I’m officially ready for Evil to rip this kid a new one.
September 17th, 2010 at 3:35 am
Quick, Prozac! Throw Death in there! Then we’ll see some fire works!
A left an’a right an’a Fight! Fight! Fight!
October 19th, 2010 at 6:08 am
I don’t blame the male pandas for not wanting to mate. Even scientists can’t tell a boy panda from a girl panda without reaching into the fur to check out the genitals. Would you want to bang someone who looks JUST LIKE YOU? (Gay-bear is excluded from this rhetorical question)
November 12th, 2010 at 4:32 am
God, I LOVE this because it totally reminds me of the polar bear videos on Youtube.
“She’s a total exhibitionist! All those so called ‘nature documentaries’ she’s been in.”
“Gary.”
“Small wonder he can’t get it up. He’s probably too busy looking for the film crews.”
“Stop it!”
“No wonder he’s got circles round his eyes…”
“Gary!”
December 5th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Injure him.
No one wants to look at a scarred panda.
Or switch the feed - wait, the guys won’t want bamboo.
January 6th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
he’s evil evillllllllllllllllllllllll>.<