October 23rd, 2009
Page 129
Poor little rodent army, they were fun to draw.
If Tanked was there, he’d have made friends (he’s one of those sentimental drunks).
And finally the big news: SAMMY’S HERE!! As I write this (about 12 am my time) he’s turning 3 days old. He’s been home one full day now and we’re all slowly getting the hang of things (to all you dads out there: try twisting your nipples for 15-30 min straight 8 ish times a day… that’s how I feel right now.)
Here’s 8 pound/14 ounce Sam looking pissed that he just got pulled out of his home (check out the perfect side kick, mommy’s so proud):
You guys are in for a lot of baby pics… he has lots of outfits to show off 
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October 23rd, 2009 at 12:04 am
Aww! Congrats! I’m gald everything is ok. Thanks for sharing!
I love Prozac and Gay in this one!! As always, simply hilarious! Thanks!
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 am
Congrats on the li’l one!
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 am
yeeey he’s so cute! XD
and i love how the squirls are just a minor nussince to death bear XD
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 am
Aww… too cute! congrats! Much love for your work from sunny Singapore
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:39 am
welcome Sammy.xD….i can’t wait to see all ure outfits ^^
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:44 am
hehe congratz on your Baby, soooo cute x3
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am
Sammy, welcome to the world little one! Congrats on the baby!
Lol, love seeing Nerd kickin butt. I guess since he beat up Evil, he has gotten some guts.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 am
Been reading this comic for awhile, and finally got off my butt to post. Congrats for your baby!
@Death, love his finger of doom.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:13 am
congrats!!!!! hes so cute XD! <3 the comic as usual
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 am
Sammy!!! finally arrive to give you special moments, we was hoped this, great news, congrats!!!
And i Love the way how to Dead knock out squirls =P
My partner and me are your FAN!!! congrats again =D
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 am
Heart-felt Congrats on the baby,Sammy’s a real cutie
Death’s hardly breaking a sweat against the squirrels,and lol @Gay!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:33 am
Congratulations on Sam! And amazing work as always.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:36 am
Aw-he’s so sweet! I like Prozac- “sorry!” XD!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 am
Wow, you just had a baby and still managed to update in time!?! That’s…that’s… well, apparently not impossible :D. Congratulations (on the baby of course)! Good luck to you and your just expanded family
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:41 am
Oh yes, that first baby picture is a total keeper! One day, he’ll thank you… Congratulations!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 am
Yay yay yay!!! **Applauds** He looks like a total sweetie, congrats ^.^
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 am
Congrats
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 am
Amazing!! Congratulations!!!! He’s a cutie.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 am
Nice little one you got there.
Congrats
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:48 am
Congradulations, and what a super cute, (and angry looking,) little babie you have. Im sure that angry look will pass.
It just takes time getting used to being born.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 am
Y’know, I *thought* Monday night felt like a full moon night despite the obvious evidence to the contrary. I’m a security guard here in Ottawa too, and it was beyond frickin’ crazy. Tuesday morning for some reason I thought “Y’know, I bet the Bear Nuts girl is probably in the Ward about now”. Turns out I wasn’t far off!
Long time reader, first time poster. He’s a cute lil fella!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 am
Congratulations!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 am
Congratulations!! The baby is most adorable.
Well done m’am!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 am
SQUEE!!! BABY!!!
Congratulations, it looks like he’s gonna have one amazing personality
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:53 am
Congratulations on the wee bairn. It’s not until you see a new born baby that you realise how big they can be. Bet pushing young sammy out stung a bit lol.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 am
Heh, congratulations.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 am
Hooray! Congrats!
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:17 am
Congratulations! I wonder if there’s a baby bear in the comics future too - haha.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:31 am
Wow, congrats on the little ‘un!
Nice job!
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:37 am
ahh sam is so cute……
congratulations alison.
i wish you both a lot of love
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:34 am
CONGRATS ON SAMMY !!! ♥ ^_____^ Waaaah~! She looks cute! <33
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:56 am
Heya, +1 for the congrats (this one from France), +1000 even ! Keep this page as a nice memory to show to him in a few years (^v^). And could Sam help to make this world better (OK, still way to go).
Poor Prozac, having to hit the squirrels… And Gay… I thought : is he really gay, or just narcicistic with maybe a feminine tendency ? Whatever. I’m missing Tanked… And am so curious about his past.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:25 am
Congratulations Alison & Jim!! I wish you a wonderful start for your new life in a threesome.
Hugs
Katharina
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 am
Congratulations! On your baby, and on a fantastic comic. I’ve been reading through it, and thoroughly liking it. It’s funny, imaginative, cute and disturbing. (Hopefully Sammy will share two or three of those traits as he grows up, but not all. :p)
And yay, Nerd gets to play ninja!
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:29 am
Great update, especially with Gay. Sam is a cutie. Congratulations (and sorry about your nipples).
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 am
So much teh cuteness!! Congrats and I admire your determination for sticking with the comic through it all.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:03 am
Awww, he’s so cute. Congratulations, Alison!
God it’s amusing watch Death being pelted by acorns, he’s not gonna too happy. Nerd looks like he’s having way too much fun being a ninja.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
Congrats on your bundle of joy, he is truly adorable, and definately awesome shot of the side kick
hehe
this was a great strip and I am just waiting now to see what happens to them!
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:37 am
ohhhh! So Cute!!! Grats! I’m sure you two are wonderful parents!
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:48 am
Congrats to you both, he is too cute!
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:53 am
Congrats,
As to being a dad, did the stay at home father routine, with twins, a spit towel over each shoulder. Oh and growth spurts… that was fun, each baby wanting to be fed every two hours, but not at the same time. Serena was on even hours, Nathaniel was on odd hours… add to that she’d fight latching on, but fall asleep, he’d latch on, but wouldn’t fall asleep until she was about to wake up. The wife said she felt like a sow, just lying there while I brought the baby of the hour to be fed LOL
Take care, accept all the help people offer, this is the hardest time of infancy and YES it Does Get Better *smiles*
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:15 am
Happy Days! Another little artist to contribute to my favorite comic! Congratulations!
Go Nerd, Go Nerd
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 am
Congrats to you both , the baby is so cute.
LOL gay is not figthing
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:54 am
That’s a healthy looking baby! Congrats!!
Hahaha, why is no one atttacking Gay???
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:22 am
Omigosh! What an adorable kid!
He came out one day before Windows 7! :p
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 am
How adorable! his very first side kick. xD
congrates on the baby. :3
Death and Nerd really rock in this page. xD Poor Prozac.. feeling guilty to hurt them. xD
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 am
awwwww how cute,,, congrats….and i’m riveted on whats going to happen to evil
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am
I just realized that Gay has a camo bow tie on. owo cute!
Ewww a baby! Well at least you can dress him up like a bear to promote your comics! Seriously though, congradulations! owo I’m sure he will grow up to be smawesome!
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Congrats! What a darlin’!
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Congratulations! He’s a sweetie. Hugs to all of you.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Congratulations. I got 3, and they are all pains but worth every second. And if you did not show lots of pictures, we might be concerned :p
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
O.o my sister had a baby like 3 months ago and named him Sam too…creepy…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Oh. My. God. That is /the/ cutest baby ever! Congrats on the adorable chunky thing!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Congrats hun! That is one cute, but very angry baby!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Congrats on the baby boy ^-^ !! I love this fight scence!!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm
@Oddiccus
It’s the camo bow tie, none of the squirrels can see him!
Great comic as always!
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
awww finally! Sammy is soooo cute! best wishes for the both of u guys, also, ROFL this comic today was the funniest one i have ever seen.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Aaawww! What a little darling! ^w^
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
the website i included will help you and daddy out so much they did with me and mine ^^
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
that website is babycenter.com
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Congratulations!, Welcome to the world, little guy.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
WOOOO! Go nerd! (And Sam! :P)
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
CONGRATULATIONS, SWEETHEART!
Lately, I’ve checking to see if your little one arrived BEFORE I read your comic.
I’ve got 5. You’ll have fun!
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Awe hes so cute!
I love how gay just sits and watches XD
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Congratulations! AAAAAAAdorababale.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
lmao that baby looks ready to take someones head off for makin him come out
his thoughts atm are “who the hell was pushin and wheres that guy that slapped me im gonna tear him a new one” haha grats on the kid me and my friend always talk about your comic in study hall so grats for him too lol btw love the page really is spot on for their personalities grats
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Another day, Another human. Not to make enemies or start an argument, but how is it so special when 400,000 babies are born every day? Despite this, however, I am going to congratulate you because only one of those 400,000 babies is yours. Enjoy your tiny human being who will growup and maybe even find a cure for cancer someday.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Good work mom. On the baby and the entertaining toon. Digging the wammy death is putting on the hapless squirrels.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Congratulations! Sam is adorable
@PTM: You have problems. Go through labor. Then you’ll know. Don’t be rude.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:18 pm
congratu-well done again for sam! take care of the lil guy! (not that you wont!)
okay, this is my first ever posting of a fan-art… so I dunno if it’s actually fan-art? um, I liked the pic of crack bear running scared so I ended up drawing/inking it in class. I used colored pens.
http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg307/caperawae/?action=view¤t=crack.jpg
anywho… hope you don’t mind.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Congrats! I wish you many happy years to come and siblings for Sammy!
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Wow what an adorable little tax write off.
Hey you gotta love death, he’s just touching and collecting them.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Go Ninja! I mean Go Nerd! and… i think Death might snap a bit… and the squirrels will be in for a world of hurt.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Ol’ (new) Sammy’s real cute and all, but from the looks of that first picture, he wants to punch something. Really badly. Perhaps me.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Lena, I’m sorry if I affended you or Sam. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m also not a girl, so don’t tell me to go through labor when I can’t. I’ll break my legs if you want, though.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Such an adorable baby boy~!
I’ve been following your comic for a while now, and I have been checking it every day since I found out you might be having little Sam soon. And sure enough, there he is! He’s gonna be handsome! Can’t wait to see him in his little outfits! : D
October 24th, 2009 at 2:00 am
Oh my! congrats on Sammy, Also the commission work on the wedding drawning was highly recived so thanks for taking on the work even though you were preggers :p keep up the great work
October 24th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Love the pics of Sammy. All you need in the first one is a little thought bubble over his head that says “Wah… I kick you now.”
October 24th, 2009 at 4:15 am
Congrats to both you and Sammy! He looks like quite the fellow. Can’t wait to see all the cute outfits!
October 24th, 2009 at 4:52 am
Been catching up on the archives, and I have to say that I’m loving this comic! Artwork, storylines, and personal involvement altogether. I hope things go smoothly with adjusting to little Sam being around!
~Would you kindly… An interesting phrase, wouldn’t you say?
-Andrew Ryan
October 24th, 2009 at 9:32 am
Oho~ Impressive.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
@PTM - another website, another rude post. alison has friends who want updates on her–that’s KINDA the point of the pictures. don’t be rude about her child when you really won’t ever understand how it feels.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Aww, he’s adorable! Congrats!
October 24th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Howdy just wanting to say thanks, your site brightens our day here when we get to go back to base and look up ure page on the moral computers. The page took forever to load here in Afghanistan but it was worth it Sammy is adorable. The boys and I wish you good luck and good health to Sammy. Looking forward to next week. stay safe.
Como, Kandahar, Afghanistan
October 24th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
congratulations!
October 24th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Congrats! Sammy looks like a thoughtful fellow. Better watch out. LOL
October 24th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Congratulations Alison.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Congrats and a job well done!
October 24th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
1. DAW cute baby!
2. XD Gay just takes a seat
October 24th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Congrats! i think you will be a wonderful parent! I have never seen you skip a comic, which shows that you are probably more responsible than any other webcomic out there, and make good webcomics as well instead of the same old same old and not have it look like it was drawn on the napkin. And i’m ramblin. I don’t know you at all so i can’t decide the type of parent you are to be ^_^ plus i’m not Marty McFly lol its hard to find a delorean in which to put my flux capacitor
October 24th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Am I the only one who thought of Godzilla upon seeing this
Congrats on the Infant may he grow to be a mighty warrior
October 25th, 2009 at 6:35 am
Congratulations on your new addition!!!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Congrats, Alison! Congrats on the fun page and new baby! He’s cute!
October 25th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Awww congratulations, thank you for sharing
October 25th, 2009 at 10:31 am
i think death is going to go apeshit on them o.o
October 25th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Welcome Sammy!!!!!!!!!!1
He is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love to see a lot more pics of him in a whole pack of outfits!!!!!!!!!1
Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!1
I LOVE DEATH! XD
October 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Congratulations!
I just felt like posting to tell you how great your comic is, and congratulate you for your baby. I’ve been reading it for a while now, and it’s just simply marvelous, more by the little details that make the personalities of the bears so well shaped and the main history, which never stops to amaze me.
I wish you good luck with your baby, and I’ve already said how great your comic, so I hope you keep up the good work!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
WOOT! Welcome to Earth, Sammy!
October 25th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Yes, welcome to Earth. You’ll learn to love and loath it with equal measure. But until then, as a baby, the world is eating out of the palm of your hand.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I’ve been reading Bear Nuts for a while now, and I think it’s one of the best comics I’ve read in a long time. I love your take on Apocalypse Now… It’s more fun than the original. Less bombs, too (so far — does Death have a temper?).
Congratulations on your good fortune! Your baby looks pretty strong! And lucky, too, having artist/creative parents… I foresee a happy childhood for the young one.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
awwww! he is so cute i just wanna give him a hug! and YAAAY death he is awesome
October 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Finally the little one is here! Congratulations Alison!
He actually looks quite big, I don’t know how you managed to pop him out but you did…
Most babies are quite fugly and it takes an imaginative mother to see the beauty, but your little Sammy is a real charmer! He’ll be a CASSANOVA when he grows up, I’m willing to bet on it.
I know you’re probably hearing it too much and through the pain it probably seems patronizing, but congratulations again.
Can’t wait to see more adorable pictures!
<3 HappyG
October 25th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Comic = awesome! Sammy = cute! Congrats!
October 25th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
aww, quite the cute little baby he is. :3
October 25th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Aww, congratulations!
October 25th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Yay Sammy! Congrats!
October 25th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
@PTM: Don’t break your legs. That really would not solve much. I’m sure you need them. Just remember that a baby is special to the mother and her supporters even if not to you, okay?
October 26th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Congrats… He looks very nicde and healthy…
My wife and I are expecting our second baby on about 6months… Som I hope my little boy (14months old) is ready to become a big brother…
October 26th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
YAY!! He’s absolutely beautiful, honey! Though, I’m kinda concerned about the ‘nipple twisting’ comment. It really shouldn’t hurt like that to breastfeed. Is he getting a good enough latch?
Also, frozen peas in a bag can REALLY help with engorgement. My bewbs became a shelf for the damn things for about a week after my daughter was born.
Good luck! And remember: when the baby sleeps MOMMY SLEEPS!
October 26th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Congratulations on the successful birth of your son! He looks cool! “Gay” aint getting attacked by the squirells? Why? I guess he has some awesome powers! Maybe those squirells are “homophobes”! “Prozac” is a polite bear!
October 27th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Oh no, I’m late to this party! Super-congrats on the tiny little future ninja! He’ll disarm you with extreme cuteness at exactly the time when the crying and nipple-twisting really starts to get to you. They are crafty little balls of adorable, that’s for sure.
I’m so glad everything went so well!
And yes, for updating (even if it was a from a buffer supply) you officially qualify as an internet goddess.
October 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Awww… he is the handsomest little guy! Hope you are all doing ok.
November 9th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Oh My Gosh! I haven’t checked BN for ages and I completely missed that Sam arrived! Congratulations! He’s beautiful. ^///^ I hope all goes well with him, and he isn’t too much of a screamer.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Oh my goodness he’s so adorable! Can I have him? =P