Page 99
July 10th, 2009

Page 99

And Goner’s ok, perhaps a bit singed.  One of these days, P is going to choke; hopefully Gimp knows the Heimlich.

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^ 68 Comments...

  1. walabane

    YES! atta boy death

  2. G-ret

    Death bear just got shown who’s da boss.

  3. Mickel

    WOOHOO Death Bear. Evil Bear will pay for his treachery.

  4. Lord Zeon

    Well, I imagine at the very least that Gimp knows the Hind Lick Maneuver, however.

  5. Darshuchan

    Death! :fangirls: Show Evil what’s what! :D

  6. CeruleanSin

    Oooooh, Death is P****D!! Hopefully Evil will learn his lesson this time?

  7. Zeromaeus


    That looks oddly uncomfortable for some reason…

    Coma-inducingly uncomfortable as a matter-of-fact.

  8. machchunk

    I think Death’s theme song needs to be Beautiful Mourning by Machine Head.

    HOW DO I CLOOO-OSE THIII-INE EYES OF MURDER
    STARING INTO ME?

  9. Shin-Goji

    Death Bear cures Evil Bear’s sinus headache…with death….AND CAKE….BUT MOSTLY DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. kaijufan43

    Oh noes it da death grip!

  11. Tyron E

    YAY! :) Prozac is stuffing his mouth full of those pill sized “sweet tarts candy” in panel 3 4 and 5! (yea I know what he’s taking) Crack bear is soo cool! Hope he and Lech don’t get caught! Maybe Death would make Evil experience what the kid just went through! Like the “hunting deer” scene in that movie POWDER?!

  12. Marshmeloo

    I love Death and Gay bear so much. I’ve been hoping Death would give Evil a hand… just to see what would happen.

    Prozac needs more said medication if I’m predicting right. :D

  13. Mr.Giggles

    lol i love this comic, i just came by it earlier today and its fucking awsome XD

  14. Corneredbadger

    awww poor evil he just wanted a lil snak is all.

  15. Oblivian

    I absolutely adore this comic, it’s so.. awesome! Keep up the good work :D

  16. CyberCorn Entropic

    Methinks Death Bear does not appreciate Evil trying to give him some unscheduled overtime. :o

  17. Heart of Blades

    To quote Gay. “Oooo the death touch.” I must say that last panel is amazing. Just the whole emotion being felt in it and the look on Death’s face, beautifully done. Poor Prozac, his liver can’t be happy right now. And who knew Crack was so johnny on the spot ready to help, I’d of thought he’d be afraid to catch some sort of human diseases from Goner., guess in a crises, he’s handy to have, lol

  18. Wolfen

    And Death was like, “Oh no you don’t!” lol.

  19. Wolfen

    Or better yet… ‘Talk to the PAW!”

  20. sandy kilo

    we’re always cauht up by our conscience…or by justice
    ehe it remember me a song by the naive new beaters,”live good” .here an extract:
    “I like to live good, work hard, have kids.
    Don’t bother me with your attitude.
    Will you please take your pills?”

  21. sandy kilo

    me again… upon my message it’s written 5:01 am .
    I live in france, and here it’s 12:02 pm… waw ^^

  22. Ana

    Oops….the death touch…….something tells me that flashbacks are coming!

  23. Crotalus

    LOL…The PWN of Death! XD

  24. Blake Black

    A brush with Death Bear! Old Evil’s going to get himself the Scrooge treatment!

  25. Somi

    yay! Death Bear is the boss!! ^^

  26. Kaos

    Damn.. It did take an unexpected turn. O.o
    Seemly even Death Bear did have enough of Evil’s stupidity. Hopefully he only hurt Evil not killing him.
    Damn.. when Death Bear is angry… someone dies?

  27. admin

    @ Lord Zeon: Nice! lol
    @ Shin-Goji: Is that an Izzard ref? I adore that … man?
    @ Tyron E: I love Sweet Tarts. I ate a whole package during a movie once and tongue got swollen.
    @ Mr. Giggles: Welcome to BN! Glad you enjoy :)
    @ Oblivian: Thank you!
    @ sandy kilo: the messages may be set up for my time??
    @ Kaos: I don’t think we’ve actually seen Death get angry yet… that could be troublesome.

  28. Glowworm

    “Yes,Sir! You can count on us to absolutely not fail!” XD! Absolutely hillarious-especially Lech rolling his eyes as Crack says this. I also love that Prozac practically downed the entire bottle and Death Bear did something badass!

  29. Kenichi340

    I love it when you draw Evil with his little claws out like that.

    And that last panel is simply just epic beyond words. Death Bear FTW!

  30. Tinna

    *sigh of relief* Man I was really hating Evil’s role in the comic here. Thank god for Death.

  31. Ian

    Death’s touch… Cool!

  32. Evil2.0

    Lol’ed at Prozac drowning himself in pills, lol’ed at Crack for going all commando….I bet my money they fail slightly.
    Evil could have gotten away, if it wasn[’t for that meddling Death bear!
    Seriusly that looks painfull, is Evil ok??

  33. Evil2.0

    Ok it’s the comment on the cover, it’s well done but who thought it was a good idea to let Lech cook?

  34. £Ø§Ð

    …Rut Ro…

  35. Oddiccus

    Evil just got PWNED!!! :D

  36. poco

    Evil’s gonna get owned! :O

  37. Alicia

    Aww Evil looks so cute in the first panel! I can’t wait to read more of your comics!

  38. Gozed

    Would the Heimlich be bad, because then Prozac Bear would end up coughing up the pills and still being angry?

  39. Mr.Giggles

    so how often is this updated? and is there a way to sign up so i dont have to keep putting in my name XD???

  40. Mr.Giggles

    oh when did the bears get the images on their stomachs?? prozac didnt always have it there, when did and how did they get em??

  41. Kristen

    First things first. the official fangirl. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH ROCKS!!!! ::dons her Mrs. Death shirt and jumps up and down like an idiot:: Second of all. . .I have to second the adoration of Eddie Izzard. He is hilarious, Pretentious and yeah. . . he makes me laugh hysterically.

  42. Cho-Ran

    interesting… I recall Evil saying he’s the best at fighting, yet it seems the two strongest are Prozac and Death. all Death has to do is touch someone, afterall. hmm, does that mean he wears gloves when “fake fighting”? anyway, this is a great series, seeing Evil get what’s coming to him never gets old. ^^

  43. Squival

    omg! Death Bear did something totally badass! I dont know what it is but its defeintly badass!!!

  44. Asrodrig

    Oo, Evil vs. Death! A smackdown between my two favorite bears!

  45. panda

    oh death, i love you

  46. Xu-kitty

    *sniffs the air of Evil’s sizzling brain* Hmm, lemon curry!

  47. atomic_chew

    this was epic beyond all reason! I absolutely loved this one. Get it, Death Bear! :]
    With all those pills in Prozac’s mouth… he should say Chubby Bunny and make it a game, haha.
    Crack’s face in panel 6 is cute. its one of those ‘eesh’ looks. I also love his 4-paw salute in panel 8… that’s cute too :]
    Panels 9 & 10 - You did an amazing (emphasis on the AMAZING!) job on doing a 3-D like turn about on the four bears in the two panels. I was simply fascinated and very pleased that it was done so well.
    Finally - panel 11. Death and Evil. That… The color. The expressions. The everything. It was all done perfectly. I must say that this is probably my favorite page (thusfar :])

  48. Aevvea

    If Possible I would Love a Wallpaper of that last Panel. So awesome!

  49. Samus x

    hahahaha oh snap Evil just got pwwwwwwwwned xDDD

  50. vvwolfe

    omg i need a huge poster of the last panel hehehe

  51. Bosn C Otter

    hee hee “just stay away from the lions” I could just imagine the lions, “humm, tender, pre-cooked, well seasoned, a little too much Garlic but all wrapped up ready to eat”

  52. Mikey

    sneak

  53. Jesse

    I just started reading, and I LOVE this comic! There were times (like when evil dropped the voodoo doll) I laughed so hard I nearly wet myself. Keep up the good work, and congrats on Li’l Sam.

  54. Appel

    prozak downing the whole bottle and STILL being mad is pretty funny^^ he must be REALLY pissed X3
    and good thing i didnt see this on friday… i couldnt wait a whole weekend to see how it goes on! :O

  55. Blue Raven

    >Death Bear cures Evil Bear’s sinus headache…with death….AND CAKE….BUT MOSTLY DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Evil really should’ve ordered the chicken.

  56. McSteel

    Evil is so busted… xD

  57. rubberbend

    oh wow….
    i love that last panel though, can I put it in the iPod?
    ^~^

  58. admin

    @ Mr. Giggles: The comic updates every Monday/Friday. I’m not sure what you mean about putting in your name? Is that for the comment field? Then that’s a Comicpress thing I can’t change.
    @ Atomic-hew: lol… I don’t think I have a favorite page myself!
    @ Aevvea: that should be doable.
    @ Jesse: Welcome to BN! And thanks for the Sammy congrats :)
    @ rubberbend: Sure!

  59. Nekette

    Homigawd, I can’t wait for Monday to be here already! D: I’ve reread this comic about six or seven times. I WANT AN EVIL BEAR PLUSHIE! That would pwnz even more than my Richard from LFG doll! I -love- this comic so much. And can’t wait for Evil to be made in plushie form with his cute li’l horns and big ol’ eyes… I have an actual care bear (a gift) he could torment. =x

  60. a person

    crack is just following his orders so he doesnt get beat up or killed i bet…

  61. Dorks of hazzard

    Uh OH is that good killing evil what if something ells is in side evil and it breaks free like a HELL SPAWN! That would be awesome. Don’t fuck with lucifer’s care bear

  62. Lynny

    Prozac bear is just guzzling down them pills. Those first row of panels are hilarious!

  63. RagingDragon

    I’m impressed how calm (Well, calm-ish…) Crack is. ^w^ Also, Death owns. X3

  64. Who I am is my busness, staying out of my way is yours

    Compared to Evil’s voodoo incident, I’d say Prozac took this very well. I was expecting him to go completely ballistic.

  65. RAWRIMADUCKY

    WOOOOO!!! Thats’ how to take care of things. Go Death!

  66. reccaman

    death touch to the eyes ouch!

  67. Kitsunekage

    Stupide Evil, no body can run from Death itself!

  68. NamiOkami

    is that legal to take that many pills

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