Page 95
Poor cute little blond kid, so easily led astray… he should have one of those toddler leashes, those are hilarious. Half the time I see those, the kids look so annoyed, and the rest are oblivious.
BEAR NUTS VOL 1: THE BOOK OF PROZAC now available to PRE-ORDER! Head on over to DMF COMICS to check it out! 
We have a regular edition and an artist’s edition that includes a sketch of your favorite bear from me. The book is due to ship on July 27th so anyone who pre-orders (either edition) gets a free sticker of their favorite bear as a thank you from us!
HOWEVER, there will be some advance copies available at the PUNCHBRAND booth at this year’s Anime Expo (July 2-5) in California!
Todays’ vote incentive is preview number 2 from comic 11 (wherein Lech loses the cone) available only in the 1st collected edition of BN!
Loading ...
June 26th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Damn.. Evil did beat the poor kid? Well no wonder why he got his name.
I just hope the poor kid will get out from there alive. xD
June 26th, 2009 at 12:19 am
dude the kid must die! any who think otherwise are hereby ordered into the mind ray death sucker thingamajig…. to be brainwashed… yeah brainwashed…
June 26th, 2009 at 12:22 am
I hope he eats the kid!
June 26th, 2009 at 12:31 am
that wasnt BEARY nice of him heheheheheheheheheheheheh
June 26th, 2009 at 12:44 am
My, my, can’t tell a lie, now can he?!
June 26th, 2009 at 12:47 am
@Kaos: Dude, if you remember from the first few strips, those brats were a pain the thigh!! I hope he gets traumatized and never bothers the animals again
June 26th, 2009 at 12:55 am
YES!!!! salt ‘n’ peppah the kid then eat him!
June 26th, 2009 at 2:28 am
i hope he eats the kid,and i can also see nerd falling off as he is walking,lol
June 26th, 2009 at 3:14 am
We had to use that leash thing on my cousin and no matter how we tied it he always seemed to get out -_-
June 26th, 2009 at 3:56 am
First rule on being a taddle tale. Don’t tell the bad kid your going to tell on him!
June 26th, 2009 at 4:35 am
not much going on this time :/
June 26th, 2009 at 4:45 am
@Lawliet, Good one! Evil is very stealth at what he does! I can’t believe Nerd is actually confronting Evil on this issue! Is it really him?! Is he gonna fall from that tree? I believe in some animal rights. When a humans kills and eats them,turn them into trophies,use as medicine,and other horrible things done to bears. It’s ok! Then a bear kills a human in self defense and eats it or just left for dead it’s a bad bear! The bear Gets it’s brains blown out.(not the head,it’ll make a great trophy peice) No justice! No peace! What’s a poor bear to do! *proudly hands Evil the TABASCO SAUCE!* Evil can make a hostage switch for an adult and let the kid go and grow up with hatred of bears! Eveybody’s for the kid becoming lunch! The sickness is drowned by crys for more!
June 26th, 2009 at 7:51 am
xDD ahahah figures Evil would have to be stopped after snatching the poor kid that got tricked
June 26th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Where are nerd’s glasses? And when will he get a new pair?
June 26th, 2009 at 8:25 am
@Tyron E - Adults would not taste as good. We are tougher and would require longer cooking time and Evil is already hungry….
June 26th, 2009 at 8:51 am
<3
June 26th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Nerd is so going to get it now XD probably stuff him in the bag to ¬¬
June 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Pffft Evil is right, Nerd is such a whiny tattletale. … Push em outa the tree, Evil… you know you want to.
June 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
@Lax:
Ah yes. So it is payback time now? poor bratty kid will have nightmares about Evil in very very very long time! xD
June 26th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Weelll….. this is one of the more extreme instances of Evility
June 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I have given the kid a name-Goner.
I love it!
June 26th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Little children, the other white meat
June 26th, 2009 at 10:02 am
yay, poor kid.
“im telling”
June 26th, 2009 at 10:48 am
@ARI Evil should keep the kid! A kid at paws is worth more than 2 in the bush! A note to parents. please don’t expect the world to look after your kids. EVIL IS ALWAYS WATCHING! SILENTLY!
June 26th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I’m secretly hoping the next episode includes some fava beans and a nice chianti…
I kid, I kid… and I’m hoping it’s Death that will set everything right.
June 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Hmm, methinks evil might get some bear flesh for his next meal >:D
June 26th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@ Keith: Yeah… Although Death Bear is creepy, they all respect that son of a gun…
June 26th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Something tells me something is going to happen and we’ll have another Nerd Rage beatdown.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I love how he says “NO- THING” right after putting the kids arm back in the bag.
June 26th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Is that a brick next to the pepper and salt shakers?
June 26th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Я просто обажаю этот комикс, прикольно нарисована. А эта часть очень заманчива…
June 26th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I bet my money that Evil can eat the kid before Nerd bear has time to call in backup, Who’s with me raise your hands
I’m 8 bucks away from getting the one with a picture of the bear we wish…so close
June 26th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
‘I’m telling’ … I just realized that’ll be the equivalent to ‘Moooom, Billy’s trying to eat the neighbor kid again.’ … apparently not so horrifying when it’s expected XD
June 26th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
…Didn’t Actually Think He Was Going to Take the KID. Thought He Was Going For The Ice Cream…
June 26th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Wow, how..dark. Hehe, I love it! Maybe Nerd will save the kid…maybe Evil will just eat him, only time shall tell
Oh yes, the child leashes. I loved that thing when I was little! My mom would never connect me to it, But I’d connect it so my right wrest and left ankel. Aw, memories
June 26th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Catching them is easy if you use the right bait.
June 26th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
lol…plump succulent toddler flesh… great now im hungry… lol just kidding! I just finished eating an eighth grader I wont be hungry for awhile now
June 27th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Ha, I thought that kid probably looked around two or three.
Proves it when he says toddler. Hilarious comic, but poor kid. Not as if it’s difficult to trick toddlers. 
June 27th, 2009 at 1:38 am
I was working in a store, stocking child harness/leashes, and remarked to my co-workers how ridiculous I thought it was. Astonishingly one of my co-workers asserted that she had a child that loves to used one and she thought they were awesome.
Of course being a northerner here in the USA I backtracked and relented that I could see how it could actually be helpful. Of course I really didn’t, I still think it’s a silly thing to do unless your child is handicapped or something.
June 27th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Little blonde children must be erradicated. Otherwise, they may grow up to be children of the corn~!
June 27th, 2009 at 7:25 am
I do beleive i have found Evil’s theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbwXw6HhWwk&feature=related
June 27th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
haha what i want to know is how Nerd got up on the tree branch when Evil is blocking the way XD
June 28th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Oh this won’t end well. How many times must Nerd learn you don’t turn you back on Evil, especially when he has a heavy sack….point in case Gay and the fanny pack
June 28th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Evil pokes toddler in the tummy: “Aww I’ll bet you’re pithy”
Toddler: “Yeth, I just pitheyed my pants”
June 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
From one Bear to another….love the strip.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I think Nerds ability to stand up to evil comes from the +5 courage personality bonus that he got from using the “Wooden Stick of Holy Retribution”. He now knows that he can beat the snot out of Evil when he wants to.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
I can’t figure out what’s worse; the fact that Evil has the kid in a bag, or the thought of Michael Jackson putting a kid in a bag.
On a side note: Ding dong, the petifile’s dead, the wicked petifile is dead!
(By petifile, I mean Michael Jackson)
June 28th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
(To my comment above)
No offense to Michael Jackson fans intended
(To comic)
I can imagine Evil offering to split the meat between himself and Nerd
July 4th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
>.> I think you mean pedophile, not petifile.
July 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Be carefull where you tread Nerd
August 13th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
poor, kid… Poorkid… Porkid? Sounds delicious. Fried porkid…
June 19th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
But cheeldren are delicious….