April 27th, 2009
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Oh Tanked… I’d love to animate that exchange some day 
Todays vote incentive is a page of Tanked sketches. By the way, I’d like to thank everyone who’s voting. We’re up to number 5 on TWC which is awesome but as long as we just stay in the top ten we get a lot of visibility and basically free advertising which helps immensely… so thanks again guys 
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April 27th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Woo! Keep up with the fun updates!
April 27th, 2009 at 12:04 am
“Disturbing”… what a remarkably accurate word for this comic. As always, quite hilarious!
April 27th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Hahah Tanked is eating his own vomit…so freaking classic and obvious since it’s him xD
April 27th, 2009 at 12:18 am
bah, my family talks bout more disturbing things at the dinner table b4
one of my friends wont come back for tea anymore…
*siiigh*
another one ^^
new record
April 27th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Lmfao Tanked is having a good lunch! XD
April 27th, 2009 at 12:32 am
haha i love that leech is still waring the cone
April 27th, 2009 at 12:50 am
and once again Takned’s dietary system does not fail him … or is it his inebriated brain that does it ? … oh well lol … and as for Nerb being disturbed …. how is the convo bothering him and not Tanked throwing up ???
April 27th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Yall welcome! This comic should definitely be animated! It would definitely be a show I would drop everything to watch! Just like I stayed up till midnight to view it! That’s right! Crack, corn can be “uholy” if not cooked or seasoned right. Yikes! Gay is the “gross out king”! I had a knack at saying things like that people were eating! Tank is all like “scarf it in and puke it out!” Tank looked all “zoned” out, but I guess he was listening. Nerd looks my friend “louie” with those glasses. I showed him this comic and he lol! Does Gay keep his ear lobes turned back to match his “areo dynamic” hair style? It still kicks ass! Evil and Leach the walking “salad bowl” just arrived.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:54 am
What can I say, Gay hit the nail on the head. Sweet delicious corn does not make the transformation from edible treat to disturbing toilet monster. It’s a little freaky some times. NOT to mention, it has a tendancy to make an appearance days nay, WEEKS after being consumed, thereby freaking us out more. unholy corn, your deliciousness only masks your truly horrific nature.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:57 am
also, the ‘urp’ and ‘blorp’ sound effects are HILARIOUS.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Aww. Poor Tanked. D:
He’s gotta be hungry.. someone get that poor bear a beer.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:08 am
Why do I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve noticed Nerd wearing glasses?
Also: Tanked is disgusting, Gay far from it.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:38 am
Tanked is awesome. He needs beer soon.
Gay is even better. He is just too great.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:06 am
I like that Nerd is eating a hotdog, like his stomach picture! And Tanked must be extra hungry to re-eat his meal… O.o ew..
April 27th, 2009 at 6:07 am
>:D
http://www.daemonfly.com/tanked.gif
April 27th, 2009 at 6:08 am
@Trist Slater: Tanked is just showing that he’s into recycling. Nothing wrong with being green.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:24 am
Oh dear, Gay. Please, not that type of discussion on the table XD
April 27th, 2009 at 7:37 am
“It’s unholy!”XD!
April 27th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Gay is smart and observing XD
…Is that a pill I see in Tanked’s puke? .___.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:47 am
*giggle* Cone head
@lessen the life: Anytime you can eat hotdogs while talking about erections with gay friends and not bat an eye at their creative bedroom antics, you’re on the right track to becoming invicible.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:48 am
xD the nerdy bear, i’m trying to eat!
lol.
April 27th, 2009 at 8:55 am
uuhhhh, I nearly upchucked when I saw Tanked re-eating his lunch. >.o
*shudders*
April 27th, 2009 at 9:25 am
ooo Daemonfly that’s awesome! Thank you!
April 27th, 2009 at 9:38 am
@Amaranth Pink: I think that may very well be corn kernels xDD
April 27th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Panel 6
Tanked’s cross eyed stare at his barf
I love the pupil sizes, makes him look more … something ^_^
April 27th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Corn is so good but yes disturbing if you think about it too much. Must have been such a good meal Tanked wanted to eat it twice.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Alright. I have been looking at this comic from time to time. The imagery and plot is funny and amazing. Two thumbs up! I would also like to add, that Tanked is WAYYYYY to cute XD even if he does puke everywhere. Love all of the characters, amazing job. Please, never stop! <3
April 27th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
…I will never see corn the same way again, thanks for allowing me to see the light Crack and Gay!!
Tanked my dear what happen to your manners?! You know you should always ask if any one else wants some before you go for seconds!! lol
April 27th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
HA! Tanked Would Be Great in The Marines. He’s got The Who, “Recycle your Food” Down Perfectly. Awesome Job.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
…Whole* ($%#^^&! keyboard! make me doubble post will ya!?)
April 27th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
True corn is a bit disturbing, but it’s still my 2nd. favorite food in the world. Right next to mashed potaters…man I really am a bbq type person… thinking back I have never been able to eat a hamburger. They are a food that’s disturbing to me, Idk why, they’re just inedible to me, hot dogs are good (once a year). Actually… if it’s not tuna, chicken, or some form of backony food, I have issues with meat, yet I’m called a carnovore..Sorry for my rambling thoughts.
I love how Gay percies corn to be disturbing without mentioning that it can also be *perverse*. Love the icon so whoever made that gets my undying gratitude ( plz make more). And I see a lack in death bear.
Well that’s my quota I’ll be back on wednesday.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Gay Bear’s arguement is flawless! I’ve never liked corn, glad to see Crack Bear against it too, even though it’s no surprise as it seems he doesn’t get along with a lot of things.
And I lol’ed at Tanked Bear xD
April 27th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
This strip is a veritable cornucopia of hilarity!
April 27th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Beheheh.
April 27th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
@Daemonfly - my goddess, it’s an endless cycle of vomit. Good show.
April 27th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
tehe, Tanked
This one was brilliant - Gay makes a good argument on Crack’s behalf. It all makes sense now.
You’re awesomeness is showing (and I’m getting blinded! :O!)
April 27th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
That is so wrong … and so right. Right, in that, when I was a kid, my parents took me to Washington, D.C. We stayed at the Howard Johnson hotel across the street from the Watergate (a few years before all *that* happened.) Among the many things we went to see like the Smithsonian and all the memorials and the Capitol, we went to the Washington Zoo. It was during feeding time. There was this orangutan, who ate and then swung upside down on his tire swing until he vomited all over the concrete, and then ate it. Animals, you see have lousy digestive systems, especially for prepared food like you’d find in a zoo. But that wasn’t as bad as the black bear. He threw up, and when he lapped it back up, it was like raw eggs with scrambled eggs in it, all sticky gooey with long strings of snot. We all nearly threw up right there in the corridor. It’s a fact of life. Bears throw up and then eat it again, and I think it’s because it wasn’t gross enough to begin with, so they have to make it super gross before they can fully appreciate it. I did feel sorry for the polar bear outside, as it was a super hot Washington summer and there was no wind and little water, and the polar bears were all green from the algae in their swimming pond. I heard that shortly after that there was a reform legislation and the Zoo animals all got much better treatment after that. I think some of them got really sick from the heat that summer and it was bad that our capital’s zoo showed how little we cared for animals.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
@Gridsleep That was interesting!
@Daemonfly That’s cool!
I love this comic and the comments people share with it! It’s halairious!
April 28th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Tanked! No! Bad Tanked! Ewww, lol. And Gay, I thought you had better table manners. I see STD Bear still has the neck guard thing….I mean Lech, lol
April 28th, 2009 at 1:08 am
It’s official. Tanked will eat anything, sometimes twice.
April 28th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Hmm… beer, wine and orange(or carrot) juice for the 3 bears? Tanked is the only one that knows the appropriate beverage for a BBQ, although usually it’s in a can.
April 28th, 2009 at 2:27 am
children of the corn?
April 28th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Hmmm… I guess my more corn comment would have been more appropriate for today. Oh well.
Anyway, IT’S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?!
April 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Gentlemen! I bring you… MORE CORN!
Yep, got the ATHF reference.
Anyway, hope to see Crack cracking more than just one-liners here. And why does it seem he’s drawn sorta different? I can’t put my finger on it, but… different.
April 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
omg, I just imagined Gimpy going in the room with the tray of corn and saying the “GENTLEMEN!…..” line in Dr. Weird’s voice. It was absolutely hilarious. And it would be if he had the same voice lol
April 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMkGkRw1h7Q
2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWuUIiciWk
April 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I love Tanked. <3
April 28th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I think that the funniest thing about this page is that Nerd thinks it’s gross when Gay talks about corn, whereas Tanked puked on the table, and that’s not gross. ROFL.
April 28th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Did he say BBQ beacuse that’so n the menu, or beacuse he was applauding gay bear, whom he BBQed before during the voodoo stuff?
xD
April 29th, 2009 at 1:32 am
ahhhaaahaha~ oh Tanked XD that’s just fantastic.
and i love lech’s cone!covered face in the last panel.
your ability to convey emotion never ceases to amaze me.
April 29th, 2009 at 6:23 am
I just love how they all have different drinks.
April 29th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Tanked is so my favorite ever xD
And I love how Lech still have his STD-Cone
April 29th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Am I the only one who finds it a little odd that Nerd is grossed out by what Gay says as opposed to what Tanked is doing? Or is it that they just expect it from Tanked, and there for ignore it?
April 29th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Shoove: the eternal question. Is witnessing a friend spew when such an action from them is probably old hat more disgusting than when another more ‘respectable’ friend talks about what goes out the other end?
Guess it’s a preference thing. I’d be more grossed out by tanked myself, but then my friends only spew on special occasions, if you get my drift. (Oh drinking happens on a slightly tipsey scale sometimes happens outside of special occasions though not regulary- and HAMMERED OUT OF YOUR MIND AND SPEWING is more for those special moments- warms the heart huh? But then I’ve never had a hangover or spewed from being drunk. Then again, I don’t like to get blind drunk. The idea of not remembering what happened is actually a fear -perhaps a phobia?- that I have. It sounds shit scary to me. I am the one people stumble over to help get to the bathroom and make sure don’t text message break-up with their bf/gf by accident! The tipsey but not blind one to give addresses to the taxi. Oh joy. XD.)
April 30th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Lol. That is hilarious! Those bears think too much sometimes.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Heather, I have to agree with you - on all accounts.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:42 am
Oh and here i thought he just had the hole tanke gay and nerd bear thing was just a joke. Lech bear still has that thing on that means a continue from the last comic! Thank you now i don’t feel left in the dark as much. I still would like to know what nerd bear feels about evil and the bees?
July 26th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
rofl, i love Tanked
September 27th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
xD ……………….I think I’ll get back on the corn……. from now on…
my dog eats his barf. ;__;
October 17th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I have to agree with Gay, it is disturbing. I’ve always hated the way corn comes out virtually undigested.