And Evil and Gay mend some fences over a mutual… whatever you want to call that.
Todays vote incentive is the inspiration for cone head Lech: poor, poor, Toaster.
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Well its to be expected that Gay would have his evil queeny side. At least when it comes to Lech. And is it me or has Death gone AWOL? The strip is great though, esp. with the look in Evil’s eyes when he sees what Gay wrote. And yes the dreaded cone. The bane of all animals.
Well, he may not have crabs. That could just be scabbing from all the scratching he’s been doing (I speak from experience), although he may have an STD.
Why’s “STD Bear” the only thing left? Did he use a more permanent marker than the others?
There are lots of evil things that can be done with that cone, 1,235 of those things involve drowning in random stuff.
“I don’t want to have to take it from you” “THANK YOU!” GAY has been very assertive lately. I wonder if he’ll ever win one round with Leech? This “pay back ” was too easy.
What kind of rash,disease,or whatever did leech had? Yup! my dog had to wear the dreaded “CONE” too! Not only bad on the dog but owner too! If you ever walked your dog on a leash and it started trail behind and you stop. It will collide into you.
Gotta love the last panel, perv bear’s expression is exactly like my dog’s when he came home after he got snipped. And I see the the zoo medical staff have a sense of humor, they left “STD bear” mark intact.
I’m glad everyone likes Evil’s slightly less evil side, and no this is definitely not the last time we’ll see the itch
@ Tyrone: When my lab had a cone she had a habit of coming up behind you and ramming the cone edge into the backs of your knees… kills. Toaster was much better behaved.
@ Kurt: I don’t want to know.
@ Christodoulos: ?????????
@ Tremaine: at least until the next horrible incident…
Wooo go Gay Second to last panel says ‘The things I saw… the things they did to me! The horrah! D:’ And with that cone Leck probably doesn’t even know he has ‘STD BEAR’ written on him.
Your poor kitty! =( I hope she (he?) is feeling better now.
Once again, this comic gave me a lot more than a chuckle. Evil’s look of happiness that someone else could appreciate evil (with a small e) and Gay’s satisfaction are just classic. And all pet owners can relate to “the cone look”.
you know, i suppose for a zoo keeper that doesn’t think the symbols on the bears stomachs is out of the ordinary, I am not surprised that they would ignore something so obvious as magic markering on Lech! The bears aren’t exactly delta… or are they? Are they so delta they can do anything and noone will see them?? O.o
I totally suggest a Millitant bear, with maybe camouflage fur and a bazooka on the tummy?
Anyways, love the comic, wish you would update more!!!! cheers
Hmm, it that’s not the last of “the itch”, I’m hoping that next time we’ll get o know just what Lech (or any of the other bears who might get it) did in order to get it……. or maybe we don’t want to know.
And would it be too much to see Death again? Even if it’s just a cameo appearance to know that he didn’t go and die in some back corner?
yup! that’s exactly what my dog did when he had the “CONE”! I was glad when the vets took that thing off! He looked like one those OLD WIND UP RCA VICTROLA RECORD PLAYER! The “portable” four legged kind! Those things were
awsome! Especially in cartoons! And that portrait “his master’s voice”. The trouble pets and wild animals get in are endless!
@Shoove, Yea! bring Death back! He had the coolest shade of black fur and was well respected! (i wonder why?)
@DisAstrum, That’s what i’m talking bout!
If you put another cone on top of Leech ’s head, he would “look” like that robot at the Power Rangers head quarters!
@Administrator, You mean Leech has or had a pet toaster? Due the phone not being Javascrip enabled,
I couldn’t view or vote the last two times. Pet toaster? Yea, I can relate to that!
Sharing is not usually done, but this time it was worth it!!
It’s a sweet moment, where there is a mutual happy bond, over the bad luck of someone they both hate. Proof that people ( or bears) can get along. ( high-five to whoever said schadenfruede)
At least Evil wasn’t infected.
I was right about the evil clininc visit. The horror, THE HORROR, haha ( hate the bloody clininc)
I would not call them Lech’s friends, and I would have loved to see they’re faces as they’re laughing at him.
@Tyrone: Toaster is our cat. A couple years ago she got “fixed” and wouldn’t stop licking the sutures.
@ BNfan: She’s fine now
@ Disastrum: Someday when I’m making web comics full time (fingers crossed) I will update more often
@ Squeakybunny: nice!
@ Sarita: Lech’s skin is the same light tan as their muzzles, it depends on your monitor settings, they may be less saturated. Some people think Nerd is grey too.
per usual another amazing comic i just have a quick question though wht exactly causes evils eyes to always change sizes it seems somewhat random to me
@Larsaan: “On another note, how the bugger did Lech get an STD? I mean, it is clear from the shaved area that there is NOTHING THERE for him to get it with…”
I don’t know if this applies to bears, but all marine mammals and many carnivorous land mammals have retractable penises. When they aren’t primed for use, they aren’t visible.
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@TYRONE: “‘I don’t want to have to take it from you’ ‘THANK YOU!’ GAY has been very assertive lately. I wonder if he’ll ever win one round with Leech? This ‘pay back ‘ was too easy.”
You’re reading 2 extra words into that statement. He wasn’t threatening Evil. He was assuring him that he was only borrowing the marker, not confiscating it.
This comic is sheer perfection and I am willing to bet the sheer look of demented pleasure on Evil’s face comes from a real friend or loved ones expression. It’s just too well captured. This comic is one of the only reasons I even pull myself away from all the other important (read destroy all humans) things I spend my day doing. I talk about this comic to everyone I know until they are sick of hearing about it and I want to see this comic become an empire. All my best wishes!!!!
@IMX I did add two more words to Gay’s statement! I don’t know what Gay would have done if he didn’t get that marker! He looked rather serious. At the time, EVIL looked reluctant to loan out his marker. After all, Gay did ask him politely. I was multi-tasking when I posted my comment.
Hehehe Evil is so proud of Gay, STD bear indeed!! hehehe.
I have to say Evil is one of my favourite bears, he has such an expressive face!!
That and he’s evil, who doesn’t like evil things?
and a woot to the zoo keepers for keeping the STD BEAR on lols!
New reader here, a friend of mine sent me a link and I just read through the whole thing. This is fantastic! I really love Bear Nuts. The humor, the characters, THE ART! It’s all perfect. I can’t wait to see what future chapters you have instore. *fantasies that Bear Nuts is a tv show*
Thanks Kristen! To the BN empire!
@ Cerulean: I want plushies too! But that’s pretty expensive
@ Cavaskii: Thank you!
Thanks Hatch, I appreciate it
@ Chamaguchi and Heart of Blades: Thanks so much guys
Tis a thing of beauty, Gay bear’s written word to be sure. Evil is right to wipe away a tear. XD
On a random note, if you do bring in girl bears at some stage it would be hilarious if one fell for Gay bear. Just saying. Hur hur. Happened to a friend of mine (sort of). Had a crush on a guy at school, we’re all now 21, turns out the bloke is gay. I later found out that happens alot to girls if you go by what some people on the net say.
Maybe there’s no visible genitalia for the same reason that the paws change between hands and mittens every few frames? Laziness! They probably reappear when required or something.
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April 20th, 2009 at 12:06 am
He had crabs didn’t he?
April 20th, 2009 at 12:07 am
LOL! Looks like Lech isn’t so lechish now! xD
I absolutely love Evil’s expressions! x333
…but you never said what he was or how he got it! I hope that’s next!!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Aww, Evil got a tear in his eye…
On another note, how the bugger did Lech get an STD? I mean, it is clear from the shaved area that there is NOTHING THERE for him to get it with…
April 20th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Well its to be expected that Gay would have his evil queeny side. At least when it comes to Lech. And is it me or has Death gone AWOL? The strip is great though, esp. with the look in Evil’s eyes when he sees what Gay wrote. And yes the dreaded cone. The bane of all animals.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Well, he may not have crabs. That could just be scabbing from all the scratching he’s been doing (I speak from experience), although he may have an STD.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:16 am
Why’s “STD Bear” the only thing left? Did he use a more permanent marker than the others?
There are lots of evil things that can be done with that cone, 1,235 of those things involve drowning in random stuff.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:28 am
“I don’t want to have to take it from you” “THANK YOU!” GAY has been very assertive lately. I wonder if he’ll ever win one round with Leech? This “pay back ” was too easy.
What kind of rash,disease,or whatever did leech had? Yup! my dog had to wear the dreaded “CONE” too! Not only bad on the dog but owner too! If you ever walked your dog on a leash and it started trail behind and you stop. It will collide into you.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:29 am
Gotta love the last panel, perv bear’s expression is exactly like my dog’s when he came home after he got snipped. And I see the the zoo medical staff have a sense of humor, they left “STD bear” mark intact.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:37 am
H’mmm I guess no really notice
“MYSTERIOUS MARKER” at the zoo?
April 20th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Ahhaaa– haaa ha. Oh Evil- your expressions are priceless! XD
I cracked up laughing when he wiped away a tear.
Lech’s look of utter defeat while wearing that cone- ha! goodness, you almost feel sorry for him~ He’s like- /some friends/ -__-
April 20th, 2009 at 1:01 am
i knew page 69 would be awesome!
April 20th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Mutual schadenfruede. But we all enjoy the pain and struggles of Lech.
April 20th, 2009 at 2:19 am
But he wasn’t biting! He was humping!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Poor poor Lech. But awww, look! Gay and Evil are BONDING! ^.^ **Claps**
April 20th, 2009 at 2:44 am
Evil’s expression in panel 7 is one that I never thought I would see. *snif* And it’s beautiful!
April 20th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Haha, TELIO, as we would say in greek, just awesome xDD
April 20th, 2009 at 4:34 am
ahahaha i luv the last panel!
April 20th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Awesome. Evil looks so touched. :3
April 20th, 2009 at 6:17 am
That final panel is priceless!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Evil makes the best expressions! “STD Bear” that was pretty brilliant for Gay! Loved this plotline-the cone is priceless.
April 20th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Evil and Gay, bros 4 life.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I’m glad everyone likes Evil’s slightly less evil side, and no this is definitely not the last time we’ll see the itch
I don’t want to know.
@ Tyrone: When my lab had a cone she had a habit of coming up behind you and ramming the cone edge into the backs of your knees… kills. Toaster was much better behaved.
@ Kurt:
@ Christodoulos: ?????????
@ Tremaine: at least until the next horrible incident…
April 20th, 2009 at 8:42 am
????????!
April 20th, 2009 at 8:51 am
No, but I’ve been there a few times, my husband has a lot of family scattered about Greece.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Wooo go Gay
Second to last panel says ‘The things I saw… the things they did to me! The horrah! D:’ And with that cone Leck probably doesn’t even know he has ‘STD BEAR’ written on him.
Your poor kitty! =( I hope she (he?) is feeling better now.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:52 am
ops * Lech
April 20th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Wow, that’s nice to know
April 20th, 2009 at 9:18 am
STD BEAR FFFFF
Gay and Evil make a good team XD
April 20th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Once again, this comic gave me a lot more than a chuckle. Evil’s look of happiness that someone else could appreciate evil (with a small e) and Gay’s satisfaction are just classic. And all pet owners can relate to “the cone look”.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:57 am
you know, i suppose for a zoo keeper that doesn’t think the symbols on the bears stomachs is out of the ordinary, I am not surprised that they would ignore something so obvious as magic markering on Lech! The bears aren’t exactly delta… or are they? Are they so delta they can do anything and noone will see them?? O.o
I totally suggest a Millitant bear, with maybe camouflage fur and a bazooka on the tummy?
Anyways, love the comic, wish you would update more!!!! cheers
April 20th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Hmm, it that’s not the last of “the itch”, I’m hoping that next time we’ll get o know just what Lech (or any of the other bears who might get it) did in order to get it……. or maybe we don’t want to know.
And would it be too much to see Death again? Even if it’s just a cameo appearance to know that he didn’t go and die in some back corner?
April 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
yup! that’s exactly what my dog did when he had the “CONE”! I was glad when the vets took that thing off! He looked like one those OLD WIND UP RCA VICTROLA RECORD PLAYER! The “portable” four legged kind! Those things were
awsome! Especially in cartoons! And that portrait “his master’s voice”. The trouble pets and wild animals get in are endless!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@Shoove, Yea! bring Death back! He had the coolest shade of black fur and was well respected! (i wonder why?)
@DisAstrum, That’s what i’m talking bout!
If you put another cone on top of Leech ’s head, he would “look” like that robot at the Power Rangers head quarters!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@Administrator, You mean Leech has or had a pet toaster? Due the phone not being Javascrip enabled,
I couldn’t view or vote the last two times. Pet toaster? Yea, I can relate to that!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Bwahaha. *snicker* hehehe… that last panel is priceless
April 20th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Things could be worse for Lech. It could be raining.
April 20th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Sharing is not usually done, but this time it was worth it!!
It’s a sweet moment, where there is a mutual happy bond, over the bad luck of someone they both hate. Proof that people ( or bears) can get along. ( high-five to whoever said schadenfruede)
At least Evil wasn’t infected.
I was right about the evil clininc visit. The horror, THE HORROR, haha ( hate the bloody clininc)
I would not call them Lech’s friends, and I would have loved to see they’re faces as they’re laughing at him.
Keep up the good work, it’s awesome!!
April 20th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
The bear’s are made of rock underneath?! 0_o *points to color of shaved skin*
Also, the cone’s there to stop animals from biting the infected area, but uh… these bears have fingers don’t they?
April 20th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@Tyrone: Toaster is our cat. A couple years ago she got “fixed” and wouldn’t stop licking the sutures.
@ BNfan: She’s fine now
@ Disastrum: Someday when I’m making web comics full time (fingers crossed) I will update more often
@ Squeakybunny: nice!
@ Sarita: Lech’s skin is the same light tan as their muzzles, it depends on your monitor settings, they may be less saturated. Some people think Nerd is grey too.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
…Weird How All the Other Markings Came Off…But Not that One. ;9
April 21st, 2009 at 2:52 am
per usual another amazing comic i just have a quick question though wht exactly causes evils eyes to always change sizes it seems somewhat random to me
April 21st, 2009 at 5:44 am
Just noticed…why are Evil bear’s ears different in panels 3,4, and 7? xD
April 21st, 2009 at 5:47 am
Scrap that, he got his own ears I guess xD
April 21st, 2009 at 5:57 am
I must have a good monitor…I can tell them all apart…I don’t know the names of all the colors, but I can tell them apart
April 21st, 2009 at 5:58 am
Oh Ah!!! how rude of me! Great strip…it had me laughing out loud for reals
April 21st, 2009 at 11:14 am
Love the look on evils face when he starts to cry, looks so proud of gay bear haha:P
April 21st, 2009 at 1:57 pm
@Larsaan: “On another note, how the bugger did Lech get an STD? I mean, it is clear from the shaved area that there is NOTHING THERE for him to get it with…”
I don’t know if this applies to bears, but all marine mammals and many carnivorous land mammals have retractable penises. When they aren’t primed for use, they aren’t visible.
===
@TYRONE: “‘I don’t want to have to take it from you’ ‘THANK YOU!’ GAY has been very assertive lately. I wonder if he’ll ever win one round with Leech? This ‘pay back ‘ was too easy.”
You’re reading 2 extra words into that statement. He wasn’t threatening Evil. He was assuring him that he was only borrowing the marker, not confiscating it.
April 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
This comic is sheer perfection and I am willing to bet the sheer look of demented pleasure on Evil’s face comes from a real friend or loved ones expression. It’s just too well captured. This comic is one of the only reasons I even pull myself away from all the other important (read destroy all humans) things I spend my day doing. I talk about this comic to everyone I know until they are sick of hearing about it and I want to see this comic become an empire. All my best wishes!!!!
April 21st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
His face in Panel 10 is so sad!!
April 21st, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Evil is so happy! It’s amazing.
April 21st, 2009 at 9:47 pm
It isn’t the last time hmm?Cool!I’m just imagining Death Bear with that expression..
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:30 am
Christodoulos: Evil’s ears aren’t different in each panel. They’re just in different positions. Maybe they look different because of his horns?
Also, I’m pretty sure I’ve said this already. But you should make plushies! **SQUEEE** I want an Evil plushie, that would ROCK SO HARD!!
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:01 am
Oh the gorgeous artwork, the demented charecters! I only found you two days ago and already you are one of my favorites! Keep up the awesome work.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 am
I meant that they are more triangular in some panels, but I realised that those are his ears xD
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I Can’t Get Enough of Bear Nutz….This Is By Far The Best Webcomic I Have Run Across!
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@IMX I did add two more words to Gay’s statement! I don’t know what Gay would have done if he didn’t get that marker! He looked rather serious. At the time, EVIL looked reluctant to loan out his marker. After all, Gay did ask him politely. I was multi-tasking when I posted my comment.
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@IWX, sorry, multi-tasking again!
April 22nd, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Humorous AND educational. A+!
April 22nd, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Hehehe Evil is so proud of Gay, STD bear indeed!! hehehe.
I have to say Evil is one of my favourite bears, he has such an expressive face!!
That and he’s evil, who doesn’t like evil things?
and a woot to the zoo keepers for keeping the STD BEAR on lols!
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Aww, I love Evil in this page! ? So cute~
but poor Lech, he’s gonna be hiding for a long while. D:
Bear Nuts is as amusing as always! Finally decided to leave a comment one of your pages, hee hee. Keep it up. ^-^
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 am
New reader here, a friend of mine sent me a link and I just read through the whole thing. This is fantastic! I really love Bear Nuts. The humor, the characters, THE ART! It’s all perfect. I can’t wait to see what future chapters you have instore. *fantasies that Bear Nuts is a tv show*
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am
Thanks Kristen! To the BN empire!
@ Cerulean: I want plushies too! But that’s pretty expensive
@ Cavaskii: Thank you!
Thanks Hatch, I appreciate it
@ Chamaguchi and Heart of Blades: Thanks so much guys
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Tis a thing of beauty, Gay bear’s written word to be sure. Evil is right to wipe away a tear. XD
On a random note, if you do bring in girl bears at some stage it would be hilarious if one fell for Gay bear. Just saying. Hur hur. Happened to a friend of mine (sort of). Had a crush on a guy at school, we’re all now 21, turns out the bloke is gay. I later found out that happens alot to girls if you go by what some people on the net say.
May 19th, 2009 at 4:09 am
Oh m gee they left the STD’s Bear on him…..I love this comic! xDDDDD
June 6th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Maybe there’s no visible genitalia for the same reason that the paws change between hands and mittens every few frames? Laziness!
They probably reappear when required or something. 
June 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am
HAHAHA 10/10…….. instead of letch bear it should b called crab bear…….. hahaha
July 13th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Awww, Evil looks so proud of Gay.
July 26th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Ouch. thats awful, even for Lech. Btw page 69 lol
September 27th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
8″D Why do the evilist things always make me aww? Evil is just so HAPPY.
And they left the STD writing on.. xD; poor poor lech.
June 24th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Okay, that one made me laugh out loud. Excellent!