March 30th, 2009
Page 63
And… we’re back to reality. Tanked’s child-like mind has a child-like imagination… or perhaps the adult version of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Here’s the hi-res line art for Chainsaw Bear if anyone else would like to color him. The ones I’ve seen so far are amazing, thank you guys!
Today’s vote incentive: has Crack finally snapped?? Or did he do that awhile ago and this is yet another relapse/acid trip? (not Evil…sorry, that’s Friday’s!)
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March 30th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Aww tanked is so cute. I feel bad for him that it was just his imagination.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Poor Tanked.. now he looks so sad to be pulled in the real world.
March 30th, 2009 at 12:33 am
the truth is revealed! *dramatic music*
March 30th, 2009 at 12:40 am
This… I… d’awww… buh… what?… sniffle…
March 30th, 2009 at 12:43 am
What a day! Things are back to normal and we get a coloring page…(runs for crayons)
March 30th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Much better.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:02 am
Well that certainly makes a bit more sense. I feel kinda bad fir the squirrel. He was such a gentleman…
March 30th, 2009 at 3:39 am
Now EVERYTHING makes sense, it’s one of evils little schemes again^,^
but poor Tanked, he looks so confused
March 30th, 2009 at 4:57 am
Ha-ha XD and Evil is still trying to look innocent! “Huh?”- O_o ahahaha XD
March 30th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Aw! Poor Tanked! Ooh-and I love Chainsaw Bear!
March 30th, 2009 at 9:36 am
lol evil got cauuugghhhhttt
I’m kinda sad to see that Tanked isn’t really a civilized monocle wearing gentlemen
but at least we know that deep down in his heart-he wants to be ^_^
AA anyone?
March 30th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Boo, reality! Hooray, beer!
March 30th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I KNEW IT WAS A DREAM LOL ….. obviousness showing huh ? … lol but yeah good thing he didnt choke …. and as for Evil …. somebodys in trouble lol
March 30th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
These bears…are too cute! I can’t get over them. Their expressions, crazy antics and individual personalities that are distinct from one another make them all the more adorable! I love them all, especially Death, Evil, Prozac and Gay. And I can’t wait for the female bears to make an appearance. Love your comic, I wish I could draw crazy bears like that XD
March 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
It’s always sad to come back to reality when your imagination is soaring. Then again, dying by a “hard biscotte” would damper his life expectancy, LOL. and I am loving Evil’s “I have no idea of what your talking about” face LOOL
March 30th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
SOOOOO MUCH 4 THE AFTER GLOW! Alcohol is one hell of a drug! No wonder why brother and other people I know likes it! Oh well, 2 each his/her own! FASCINATING! EVIL BEAR loves his work!
March 30th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
That’s a cute squirrel.
March 30th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Well I thought something wasn’t right around here… X)
March 30th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
oh my… Mr Squirrel isnt so cute anymore…
lol i love the look Prozac gives Evil, even Tanked is freaked by it,
and Evil’s face when he realizes he’s been caught is priceless lol
March 30th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I was so close on guessing what was wrong on previous 2 pages…yay coloring book time…have to remember not to eat the green one
March 30th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Seriously how does everything always turn against Evil in the end, injustice.
I love tanked so much when he’s refined, but he looks so sad when he’s out of his little dream world, he needs to spend more time there.
LOL, I adore the innocent face Evil’s trying to pull, emphasis on trying, lets see how this turns out.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Well… I Was Close With The Poisoning thing, almost the same resaults. And, For Once, I Did NOT See this One Coming…Should Have Though. Awesome Job!
March 30th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Ouch…no wonder he’s tanked.
March 30th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I colored chainsaw bear.. soo.. umm yeah..
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd254/volkodlakmojster/chansawbearcolored.jpg
Im fairly new, but its a hilarious comic that im definitely gonna follow^^
March 30th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I like how even Tanked is waiting for an answer in the last frame. It shouldn’t surprise anyone that Evil is trapping squirrels, though.
March 30th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@ EvilBunnyofDOOM: lol… nice name
And yes, I believe “hard biscotti” is a terrible way to die!
@ pedroleum: that looks awesome! Thank you for posting
And thanks £Ø§Ã, I hate to be too predictable!
March 30th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
That was pretty messed up but nevertheless funny.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
My Chainsaw Bear:
http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7792/chaisawbear.jpg
March 30th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
[IMG]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f57/VampirateMace/chainsaw_bear_colored.png[/IMG] ~I thought it would be fun if chainsaw bear was ridiculously pink… looks like petroleum beat me to it though… I love Evil ‘innocent’ look…
March 31st, 2009 at 12:07 am
It wasn’t one of Evil’s Schemes…I don’t think it was anyway. Tanked was just choking on something and the lack of oxygen to his brain created this wonderful hallucination. Then in reality Evil is upset at Tanked for raiding his traps for his tea party. Obviously he shouldn’t have traps around but he doesn’t care.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:41 am
What if its not a one time hallucination, but hes like that ALL the time? A gentleman’s mind trapped in a broken body, and that would make him a downright friggin depressing character. Kind of a “Behind Blue Eyes” thing going on with him.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:18 am
But I really liked Tanked that way:( He was sooo cute as a sober cultivated bear.. And that squirrel was awsome!:D Oh well, Tanked is adorable anyway:)
March 31st, 2009 at 3:58 am
LOL … poor Tanked. I agree with Kaloyan in regards to it not being one of Evil’s plans.
And I looooooove Chainsaw Bear!!! Could we make him a regular?
This is the best thing on the web!!
March 31st, 2009 at 3:59 am
aww over already
i will miss top hat tanked. i love the expressions of the bears.
March 31st, 2009 at 5:24 am
Agh. this makes so much more sense
March 31st, 2009 at 7:31 am
Evil might not be moving a muscle, but I can HEAR the cogs ticking round in his head as he searches for a way out.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:11 am
Awww poor Tanked… his daydreams are adorable, though… just the opposite of childish, really! If he wasn’t a taking bear I suppose having tea with a talking squirrel would be childish, but… yeah. Oh and I hate to be the one to state the obvious, but that link has nothing to do with Evil. Ofcorse I’m not complaining, Crack is great, too.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
My take on Chainsaw:
http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09142/chainsaw_coloured584.jpg (FTR, the red and blue is all supposed to be fur, which is why the ’spatters’ don’t extend onto the mask, chainsaw or tummy symbol.)
As to the strip…I wonder how Tanked interpreted the choking? ‘Oh, my, but these biscotti are hard!’
March 31st, 2009 at 6:53 pm
holy crap… i love the first panel of the squirrel … i lold because of it
i am guessing the voice of the squirrel was the wind it-self OOOO:
March 31st, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Ha! Sean that background really makes it! Nice
April 1st, 2009 at 2:12 am
Poor Tanked.
Does anybody ever buy Evil’s innocence look anymore? I would have colored chainsaw bear, but I didn’t want to butcher it.
April 1st, 2009 at 9:58 am
poor tanked… he was so happy in his alternate reality, and it was all taken away by prozac for knocking him out of his drunken stupor. if only it was a real world, he was like a little kid for real. I liked the sober side of tanked, it was precious! anyways… EVIL! hahah, “traps? what traps?!” I love evil… and the squirrel what the hell?! anyhow, good stuff, cool beans
April 1st, 2009 at 10:17 am
This seems like the likeliest answer… but I don’t think anyone predicted it… most just favored another possibility (myself included)
April 1st, 2009 at 11:30 am
That squirrel is freaking me out. lol
April 1st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Feels good to be back in the real world… But I did like so much the idea we were being shown the past…
April 1st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Completely off topic, and I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but I think that the image where they are all sitting on the sofa together should be made into a wallpaper. Just mentioning…
April 1st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
http://maracate.deviantart.com/art/Chainsaw-Bear-Doomcats-117805561
I wanted to add blood but I don’t know how…
aww… poor Mr. Squirrel.
April 1st, 2009 at 10:17 pm
WHOOPS.
Poor Tanked…a smart guy trapped in a teetoller’s body…
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Everyone seems to be sing about poor Tanked.
Poor Tanked, Evil is a happening,
he’s innocent of everything.
Poor Tanked
Poor Tanked. Now he’s part of it,
better when he’s out it.
Poor Tanked
Poor Tanked, so fond of the drinking,
never much of thinking.
Poor Tanked
Poor Tanked, he’s on another bend,
how will it ever end
Poor Tanked…
Tanked’s such a kind hearted slob, I can’t imagine him ever being an agressive drunk.
I dont’ know though, I can’t help thinking that Tanked really does/DID have a squirrel friend.
EVIL…..!!!
July 14th, 2009 at 1:58 am
Early April Fools!
August 7th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I laughed so hard when I saw the dead squirrel, I don’t even know why.
September 27th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
O__________O
It was just a drunken daydream. Oh wow. ;__; Reality IS much more amusing, though, no matter how well-polished the flowerly dialogue was.
“What traps?” “………………………..”
xDDDD <3
February 9th, 2010 at 3:18 am
i feel so bad for tanked, its not fair
April 14th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
The Squirrel is the best touch, I think. All sewed up and falling off in the end. (And it seems that there is another Mara, I just noticed. I’m not the same as the one up there.)
August 10th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Ah… There we go… Back at the main site I see…
December 9th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Oh i feel bad for tank