Welcome
August 26th, 2008
Hello and welcome to ‘Bear Nuts’, the irreverent spawn of the odd little back corner of my mind. Â BN is the result of staying up late working for other people while strange ideas germinate about what I’d rather be doing… in color too!
The page above is the current update, click ‘first’ to go to the beginning.
Updating on Mondays, schedule permitting, I hope you find ‘Bear Nuts’ to be as enjoyable and vapid a time waster as I do.
Edit: Now updating Fridays as well! So now you can get BN goodness twice a week 
Alison
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September 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
This is great. Excellent artwork, interesting situations, amusing characters … and you don’t even misspell everything! Are you sure you’re a webtoonist?
September 15th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Why not update a little more often?
September 16th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I have a bad feeling that something so totally awful is going to happen to Prozac… oh, lordy!
Keep up the great work!
September 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Duke - fingers crossed I continue misspellings free! I’m not always this successful at it
Keejchen - I’m thinking of adding Friday updates… as I do really love working on this, but these pages are hugely time-consuming
KAZE - I can pretty much assure you that none of these guys are in danger of being killed off… horribly mutated or hideously disfigured maybe…. but not killed off
September 18th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I love it so far. I’m looking forward to seeing more.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Thumps up from here.
The comic reminds me a little of Happy Tree Friends, and i always loved those
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
The art is fabulous.
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
More, please.
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Excellent! You’ve got to give a shout out to the guys over at Butternut Squash that’s where I found BN from. I’m eagerly awaiting the next update.
*bookmarks*
October 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I’m here from BNS too- I’m glad they linked you!!
Heh, poor Prozac bear looks like I do sans meds
October 27th, 2008 at 8:13 am
This is awesome. I think its something along the lines of a cross of Care Bears and a Pixar Film set in the zoo made adult and 100% more funny.
Amazing artwork and story writing. Each page keeps me laughing and the expressions are hilarous on Drunk Bear. I do love Drunk Bear. He’s great.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I found out about Bear Nuts through Girls with Slingshots.
December 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Haha, I love Lech’s logic. ‘XL, I guess….’
But why does he need them in the first place? I haven’t seen a single girl bear yet.
December 13th, 2008 at 2:42 am
“Don’t buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.”
- Graffiti on condom dispenser
December 17th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Just finished reading through, this webcomic amused me quite highly! *Grins* I shall definitely be keeping watch, just a few comics but I love the charries here and kinda want to know what happens next :3
December 19th, 2008 at 3:49 am
Excellent comic, glad i found it on my occasional explosm forum visit.
*adds to list*
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Many web comics have lousy art and a lousy story, great art and a lousy story, or lousy art and a great story. Very rarely does a comic like this come along that has both high quality art and a decent story. I greatly enjoy your work.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Hmmmm… Evil’s horns are missing in the third last picture…
January 9th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Leave him alone, it was a gift from the Devil
January 9th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Heh.. Beware, the fanny pack of evil… :3
January 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
This comic is so hella balls awesome
Saw the link on Cru the Dwarf, and I am not dissapointed
:D Had me laughing my ass off for a good hour ^_^
TANKED!! Wooo!!!
January 19th, 2009 at 2:12 am
so funny! cant wait for the next panel!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:17 am
Actually, any mammal with ovaries and eggs will go through a menopause of sorts as the eggs are all used up, but most do not experience hot flashes (humans not included).
Awesome comic. I look forward to Mon. and Fri. every week.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
On that, some animals die before their eggs get used up, so they never experience menopause - example, Lions. An animal that has menopause is field mice.
January 27th, 2009 at 4:27 am
I share this comic with friends of mine…and it helps pass the time at work! Man they are great!
February 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
I fond this Comic from a lovely link’s page in this forum I love to hang out at.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I guess it’s Vista.
February 2nd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Disregard above post…wrong area
February 8th, 2009 at 2:34 am
I recently found this comic and noticed this post refering to the twice weekly updates. I really like this comic… but this two bear nuts a week thing has had this rattling around in my head the last few days.
doomcat.com! Two bear nuts to the face occularly every week!
Why did I have to think of THAT?! WHY OH WHY! My mind is in the gutter every step of the way. On Friday I helped my girlfriend move appartments and noting that yelling things out the window caused an echo, I was very very tempted to shout that out the window. Why did you set this up so easily?
February 8th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
is frus
tration anything like antici
pation?
February 10th, 2009 at 2:51 am
Do You guys have a fanpage or a facebook group?
February 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am
@ RK - sorry! I just wanted a memorable name
@ NYC Mama - no, we don’t have any kind of fan page (it’s enough work for me to figure out how to put this up)
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Great stuff and I look forward to following along with life in the ZOO.
February 24th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Hah, good to know I’m not the only one completely incapable of figuring this web-site thing out.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Nerds face in that one panel where he’s on the floor looking is just sooooooooo cute
Poor Nerd. I wanna hug him.
March 6th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I love Bear Nuts. My husband is addicted to online comics… and he sent me the link … I LOVE Bear Nuts!!!! You keep going and we’ll keep reading!!!
March 13th, 2009 at 3:31 am
Oh sweet Jesus eating a cracker, that is awesome. Evil got what was coming to him, never come between a geek and his toys!
March 16th, 2009 at 2:39 am
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!
YES!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Thats what evil gets, that guy is a dick.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
The loom on Nerds face in teh first two panels is juts golden.
Evil got what he deserved, Hope he doesn’t recover or get revenge on nerd.
Evil is my least favourite character.
March 19th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
But did he actually destroy it? Nerds blaming it on him but is he the real culprit?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:42 am
duuuuuude. are you okay? was the blood, the voilence? Is this a nightmare for tanked? or is this BEFORE the zoo?
March 25th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Lol saw this through Sister Claire: Pregnant Nun. Holy Crap.
This is one of my fave webcomics. I like evil… But my personality is more that of Crack. I am not a drugee, though. My mom would hunt me down and kill me if I ever did drugs.
March 30th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Keep up the good work, Evil is so funny. I hope to have my own comic up soon:)
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 am
“I don’t understand the question.”
x) Loove it. I’m going to go through deprivation without more updates though. Dx
:]
April 11th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
when will new charries be introduced? I’ve been watching this for a while and I realy realy like it ;D
April 13th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Lol, he has herpes.
April 14th, 2009 at 7:49 am
xD silly perverted bear needs to wash.
more pleeeease, and friday updates sound fantastic!
April 15th, 2009 at 9:20 am
He whizzed on the electric fence~
April 19th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Rofl, I know i’m not the first to say this but….. man the look on evil’s face in the last panel is absolutely priceless!
April 20th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Evil’s proud face is simply the best!
Who would know that he was not alone in his evilness
April 20th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Really, now, where has THIS webcomic been all of my web-surfing life? <3 I have a deep love reserved for Bear Nuts in my heart.
Somewhere in there, at least. xP The artistry is so cute and the stories are actually interesting, as opposed to some other webcomics I’ve seen, which in my opinion are just complete brain sores… And, honestly, I vote for Bear Nuts every day. 
April 24th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“Now updating twice a week” YAY! Best news I’ve heard all week!
April 27th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
I KNOW RIGHT XDDD
May 5th, 2009 at 11:41 am
bread is safe!! =)
May 14th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Poor Tanked.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:00 am
x) “where’s the disinfectant?”
lmao. priceless. =)
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:31 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA…. its so funny when evil torments other people… hes definetely my favorite bear
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Yay for new page~! ^ _ ^ Ahaha, this is cute. Ah yes, Evil being evil as always. XD *giggles* HE DESERVES TO BE TRIPPED, AHAHAHAHA! But erm, didn’t you already do a 2-part comic featuring Prozac? o3o Not that I am against it, but I thought you were going to do it about someone different. This is still very cute nonetheless! I love the neat lienart. <3
May 27th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Yo. I’m glad I found this webcomic.
I say your table at AB, meant to buy some shit from you guys but couldn’t find you again on Saturday.
Anyways I just want to say I love your comic and am definitely sticking around.
What I wouldn’t give for a death bear plushie
May 27th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
There is nothing gay about seeing women in spandex stretching
June 4th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I think It’s agreed globally that Death needs to make more appearances
June 8th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Why won’t Evil give Lech his razor? He gave Gay his marker in “The Itch” saga!
June 18th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Gay is being so thoughtful with tanked!
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Оч клевый комикс!
June 24th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
One of the better drawn webcomics out there
and it’s hilarious
i love this stuff.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
My friend just sent this to me the other day and totally caught up that night lol and its pretty much amazing.
June 28th, 2009 at 2:10 am
Awesome, lol
Not sure if it has been mentioned but any plans for a female to join the group randomly? I don’t really see it happening, just thought I’d ask lol.
June 29th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
OMG If you made plushies i’d buy one of each bear!!!!!!!! <3 i can’t wait to get Volume one
June 30th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
OMG that boy is totally eaten, btw this would make an epic tv show
July 1st, 2009 at 10:00 am
THAT IS SO COOL MY BIRTHDAY IS ON CANADA DAY XD
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
HAHAHA! Love the Canada Day Page! Woo! Especially the Beaver and the Goose. XD
July 7th, 2009 at 6:15 am
That kid looks pretty well dead… @ People who are relieved that he’s alive.
After all, how many children do you know that can be shake’n'baked seasoned in a bag, then hung over an open fire, and not die of something?
July 9th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Oh my o_O That comic rox - I’m impressed :D!
Greetings from Poland :)!
July 10th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Uh oh… a run in with death bear can never end well… Looks liek evil is about to get his come-upance (sp)
July 14th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
First, I totally agree with whoever it was who said that if you had merch which included stuffed animal versions of each character I would totally buy all of them.
Second, why are there no girl bears? Most zoos like to have both sexes so that they can possibly breed them I thought….
July 18th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
i think something bad is happening with Prozac- or his pills are kicking in!
July 18th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
hi! first time commenter long time reader! I have to say I absolutely love your comic and really look forward to seeing more pages, especially of death bear.
and to banshee’s comment regarding girl bears….I don’t think the zoo would want to breed these guys O-O But on the other hand, give it time. There are bears that haven’t been introduced into the comic yet.
July 20th, 2009 at 11:20 am
o noes! that’s how Evil became satanic!
July 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 am
After so long in the comic think you can give evil a big demonic form and then get 99 monk bears to seal it away and turn evil to normal or have them turn him angel like for a while then terns back to normal. pleeeeeeeease O:)
July 25th, 2009 at 3:30 am
If Evil’s handler was worth a darn, he’d turn that whip on the kids, or their parents.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I have never seen a clown with a beard before, but now that I notice it, It is AWESOME!!
August 10th, 2009 at 4:32 am
Hi, another froggy here (^v^) greetings from Paris. Found this other jewel on the Net, added to my list with “Pride of Life”, “Zap” and some others. Tanked is sooo much my fav’ so far… Love Prozac, too. I laughed my ass off with the “insert brain” written by Evil on Gay’s head or when Evil just pour Coke in Lech’s “funnel” when he asked for drink… Just update whenever you can, we’ll read when available.
August 11th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
I knew it. I knew it. There was an award winning story in, I think, Analog (or maybe F&SF) called “Bears Discover Fire.” I like the thought of that.
August 15th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
*squee* I recieved my Bear Nuts vol. 1 book in the mail today! Worth every single penny - the layout is PERFECT in a book, all the little details are so easy to see, great quality print, and awesome extras! Plus, I got a Bat Death sketch, too! *squeee* I’m definitely going to get volume 2 once that one hits the printers.
August 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
your such an artist… a have buy your book and its awsome to have all these page in a book!
August 24th, 2009 at 5:56 am
why… why does evil have SLEEVES? o.O
August 26th, 2009 at 1:53 am
theres a watch underneath his fur… GENIUS!
September 4th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Ha, he was asking for that for a long time!! Stupid evil
September 14th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Dont forget to have Fat Bear be tagged too, otherwise it doesnt seem right for Evil only to be tagged.
September 14th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
whos the bear with the chicken on it?
September 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am
It’s a bear that the zoo kicked long ago for eating too much
and I think his more evil than Evil when it comes to food >.<
September 28th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Lovely. Evil finds himself out-eviled.
Bruce
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Ouch! Evil seems to be catching a lot of his pent up karma lately, I wonder what will happen next, maybe he’ll get caught in mid-robbery of a tent?
I personally hope he’s born in the 21st! Then he’ll share my birthday.
October 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Haha. Go Evil! Its about time he stood up and kicked some butt. Also, that is an adorable picture! I bet gaining all the weight was fun. Actually, thats always the fun part. Losing is the not so fun part! Great comic! :D:D
October 11th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!! I dunno if you’ll even read this but I think you should put up a fanart section :3
October 12th, 2009 at 11:28 am
can’t get enough
October 16th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Today’s her due date, really~? OwO Because today is my close friend’s birthday, hee hee hee~! X) It’d be cool if she was born on this day too . . . but I wish you all the best with the baby and all!! ;;w;;
Nerd is so epic by the way!! ♥
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 am
I love our dear nerdy bear, and would love to see more of him. ultimate showdown where he and evil will have to unite to defeat their greatest (and with greatest i mean fattest ;P).
cant wait to see/read more of all this
October 27th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Well, I’d check with your pediatrician, but maybe Sam is just a very hungry baby and I know (stay at home dad of twins) that hungry babies don’t sleep well. Also, during growth spurts that’s all he’ll seem to do. Eat sleep eat poop eat cry eat repeat
October 28th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Great comic. As for the baby, there are several things you can do. If you have a Binky, put on a bit of baby food on it, and Sam will spend his time sucking on it, or, wrap your baby tightly, but not to tight in a blanket, this makes them feel safe because it makes them feel like they’re still in the womb.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:15 am
awesome web comic XD
will you be introducing other bears into the comic soon?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:15 am
For a while, I’ve wanted to say congratulations with the new baby. I have a little brother who will be a year old soon, and he doesn’t sleep much either ^^;
I’ll miss your Friday updates, but it’s totally understandable n_n I’ll be looking forward to Mondays. Your comics are my top favorite on my list!
November 5th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
this is freaking legendary!!!
November 10th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
All fans of Tankard Bear join me in a chant.
TANKARD!
TANKARD!
TANKARD!
November 14th, 2009 at 6:15 am
I have just recently found this site and am loving the series…and your baby is adorable! <3
November 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
I love the baby pics! AND the comic.
November 16th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Oh grats again! my sister had her second about 6mons back and what an adventure it is! lol looks like a very happy very heathy baby to me! and about the comic XD i love the squirrell butt! lol
November 17th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
oh he’s cute and adorable now….but just wait for the terrible 2s! and the troublesome 3s! X3 and love the update!
December 13th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I concur about the new HP movie! They took out all the important stuff and focused on Harry/Ginny which was BORING.
December 29th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Death is amazingly cute with the butterflies! It’s like looking at a child that had his icecream spilled, light up from someone giving them more.
January 27th, 2010 at 7:41 am
i swarer im in love with this comice its the best thing ever oly my frend keeps saying your adding new bears is that true
January 29th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Death’s getting in way too deep.
February 1st, 2010 at 1:31 am
I love the little lightning bolt cat!
It’s the same as your avatar right? Is it from something else?
February 8th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Just a quick question. What exactly IS that symbol on Gay’s belly? I’ve never seen it before.
February 15th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Poor Lech . . . and everyone else.
February 16th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
To Keejchen, Shes got a newborn baby and she still manages to crank out a quality page every week. I think shes working faster than most people would. Cut her some slack
March 4th, 2010 at 5:44 am
a fanny pack and a baseball bat, what else does one need?
March 12th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
oh noes! Death is gonna be undistracted
March 17th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh noes, Evil ish scarded!
March 19th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
i knew evil was gonna do something like that
March 22nd, 2010 at 3:09 am
Frame 8, best one i’ve seen
April 5th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Uh-Oh.. Do i even wanna know what he put on those muffins.. Hells yeah!
April 28th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
New fan. Just read the entire series today. AWESOME. Gimp is my Fav
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 pm
please make the tanked panels a flash.
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:16 am
THE DALEKS WILL DESTROY US ALL! EXTERMINATE!!!!
May 4th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Oh man, you should have stuck to the Daleks….find out how many real nerds read your comic…which I love btw
May 11th, 2010 at 2:55 am
nice comic^^
i wonder if theres gimp bear’s comic
May 13th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
I kinda just want a copy of the 4th panel. Love it!
:D
May 29th, 2010 at 5:03 am
whelp…he did fix the problem….they aren’t fighting anymore..lol
June 7th, 2010 at 3:23 am
you saw that shoop I did with Death? Sorry about that, there was some thread about comic shoops or something, but I’m surprised it reached you
June 7th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
THIS my feinds is what happens when you lock a ton of males together with no females.
June 22nd, 2010 at 5:09 am
Might that be HP reference up there?? Or is that just my brain thinking it is…?
June 26th, 2010 at 10:21 am
is it possible too add a female bear into the group or is gay bear getting competition then?
July 6th, 2010 at 3:45 pm
this is an adorable comic,love it to death and adore the characters. A suggestion for that “VS” thing you posted, Have Death fighting Grim from Grim adventures of Billy and Mandi. lol talk about “THIS is a Scythe” lol could be cute
July 13th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I love tanked. I want a tanked bear as a pet.
July 18th, 2010 at 11:06 am
evil is awesome and funny but so is evil but what is the new characters name
July 18th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Hello!
Just thought I’d man up and post a comment with some more positive feedback, because you totally deserve it.
I love “Bear Nuts”. These little guys are absolutely adorable and the comic is beautifully put together! Give yourself a pat on the back, girly! You deserve it!
July 19th, 2010 at 8:46 am
I hate evil… I hope he gets stabbed.
July 21st, 2010 at 4:18 pm
O.O wtf happened to their steak?!?!!? imma kill whoever took steak away from evil >.>
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