Hello and welcome to ‘Bear Nuts’, the irreverent spawn of the odd little back corner of my mind.   BN is the result of staying up late working for other people while strange ideas germinate about what I’d rather be doing… in color too!

The page above is the current update, click ‘first’ to go to the beginning.

Updating on Mondays, schedule permitting, I hope you find ‘Bear Nuts’ to be as enjoyable and vapid a time waster as I do.

Edit: Had to cancel Friday updates for the time being… blame my twin parasites :P



  1. Duke of URL

    This is great. Excellent artwork, interesting situations, amusing characters … and you don’t even misspell everything! Are you sure you’re a webtoonist?

  2. Keejchen

    Why not update a little more often?

  3. KAZE.first

    I have a bad feeling that something so totally awful is going to happen to Prozac… oh, lordy!

    Keep up the great work! :)

  4. admin

    Duke - fingers crossed I continue misspellings free! I’m not always this successful at it :)

    Keejchen - I’m thinking of adding Friday updates… as I do really love working on this, but these pages are hugely time-consuming

    KAZE - I can pretty much assure you that none of these guys are in danger of being killed off… horribly mutated or hideously disfigured maybe…. but not killed off :D

  5. Verve

    I love it so far. I’m looking forward to seeing more.

  6. Keejchen

    Thumps up from here.

    The comic reminds me a little of Happy Tree Friends, and i always loved those :)

  7. King Todo

    The art is fabulous.

  8. Mark Ricketts

    More, please.

  9. Jayson

    Excellent! You’ve got to give a shout out to the guys over at Butternut Squash that’s where I found BN from. I’m eagerly awaiting the next update.


  10. Jen Mathis

    I’m here from BNS too- I’m glad they linked you!!

    Heh, poor Prozac bear looks like I do sans meds

  11. TehBob

    This is awesome. I think its something along the lines of a cross of Care Bears and a Pixar Film set in the zoo made adult and 100% more funny.

    Amazing artwork and story writing. Each page keeps me laughing and the expressions are hilarous on Drunk Bear. I do love Drunk Bear. He’s great.

  12. Ben ben

    I found out about Bear Nuts through Girls with Slingshots.

  13. ASRodrig

    Haha, I love Lech’s logic. ‘XL, I guess….’
    But why does he need them in the first place? I haven’t seen a single girl bear yet.

  14. B-ROM

    “Don’t buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.”
    - Graffiti on condom dispenser

  15. Leona

    Just finished reading through, this webcomic amused me quite highly! *Grins* I shall definitely be keeping watch, just a few comics but I love the charries here and kinda want to know what happens next :3

  16. SEA

    Excellent comic, glad i found it on my occasional explosm forum visit.

    *adds to list*

  17. Tonka

    Many web comics have lousy art and a lousy story, great art and a lousy story, or lousy art and a great story. Very rarely does a comic like this come along that has both high quality art and a decent story. I greatly enjoy your work.

  18. Megaket Genevus

    Hmmmm… Evil’s horns are missing in the third last picture…

  19. Mickel

    Leave him alone, it was a gift from the Devil

  20. Esp1

    Heh.. Beware, the fanny pack of evil… :3

  21. AMGNAMEnosrsly

    This comic is so hella balls awesome :D

    Saw the link on Cru the Dwarf, and I am not dissapointed :D :D Had me laughing my ass off for a good hour ^_^

    TANKED!! Wooo!!!

  22. 11_11

    so funny! cant wait for the next panel!!!

  23. Sabby

    Actually, any mammal with ovaries and eggs will go through a menopause of sorts as the eggs are all used up, but most do not experience hot flashes (humans not included).

    Awesome comic. I look forward to Mon. and Fri. every week. :)

  24. Sabby

    On that, some animals die before their eggs get used up, so they never experience menopause - example, Lions. An animal that has menopause is field mice.

  25. Seith

    I share this comic with friends of mine…and it helps pass the time at work! Man they are great!

  26. Xel Unknown

    I fond this Comic from a lovely link’s page in this forum I love to hang out at.

  27. tony

    I guess it’s Vista.

  28. tony

    Disregard above post…wrong area

  29. RK

    I recently found this comic and noticed this post refering to the twice weekly updates. I really like this comic… but this two bear nuts a week thing has had this rattling around in my head the last few days.

    doomcat.com! Two bear nuts to the face occularly every week!

    Why did I have to think of THAT?! WHY OH WHY! My mind is in the gutter every step of the way. On Friday I helped my girlfriend move appartments and noting that yelling things out the window caused an echo, I was very very tempted to shout that out the window. Why did you set this up so easily?

  30. Z

    is frus

    tration anything like antici


  31. NYC Mama

    Do You guys have a fanpage or a facebook group?

  32. admin

    @ RK - sorry! I just wanted a memorable name :)
    @ NYC Mama - no, we don’t have any kind of fan page (it’s enough work for me to figure out how to put this up)

  33. Ian

    Great stuff and I look forward to following along with life in the ZOO.

  34. Sulta

    Hah, good to know I’m not the only one completely incapable of figuring this web-site thing out. :P

  35. Kim

    Nerds face in that one panel where he’s on the floor looking is just sooooooooo cute

    Poor Nerd. I wanna hug him.

  36. herelt

    I love Bear Nuts. My husband is addicted to online comics… and he sent me the link … I LOVE Bear Nuts!!!! You keep going and we’ll keep reading!!!

  37. Kuehnau

    Oh sweet Jesus eating a cracker, that is awesome. Evil got what was coming to him, never come between a geek and his toys!

  38. Sebine



  39. Jeremy Kuehnau

    Thats what evil gets, that guy is a dick.

  40. Hagadorn

    The loom on Nerds face in teh first two panels is juts golden.

    Evil got what he deserved, Hope he doesn’t recover or get revenge on nerd.

    Evil is my least favourite character.

  41. W.E.R.

    But did he actually destroy it? Nerds blaming it on him but is he the real culprit?

  42. Red Sparrow

    duuuuuude. are you okay? was the blood, the voilence? Is this a nightmare for tanked? or is this BEFORE the zoo?

  43. wantfastcars

    Lol saw this through Sister Claire: Pregnant Nun. Holy Crap.

    This is one of my fave webcomics. I like evil… But my personality is more that of Crack. I am not a drugee, though. My mom would hunt me down and kill me if I ever did drugs.

  44. Gothpy

    Keep up the good work, Evil is so funny. I hope to have my own comic up soon:)

  45. taytaylalala

    “I don’t understand the question.”
    x) Loove it. I’m going to go through deprivation without more updates though. Dx

  46. tehchavsnickedmename :C

    when will new charries be introduced? I’ve been watching this for a while and I realy realy like it ;D

  47. Bob Dole

    Lol, he has herpes. :D

  48. taytaylalala

    xD silly perverted bear needs to wash.
    more pleeeease, and friday updates sound fantastic!

  49. Anonymoose

    He whizzed on the electric fence~

  50. BlueMaik

    Rofl, I know i’m not the first to say this but….. man the look on evil’s face in the last panel is absolutely priceless!

  51. Ian

    Evil’s proud face is simply the best!

    Who would know that he was not alone in his evilness

  52. Karen

    Really, now, where has THIS webcomic been all of my web-surfing life? <3 I have a deep love reserved for Bear Nuts in my heart. :) Somewhere in there, at least. xP The artistry is so cute and the stories are actually interesting, as opposed to some other webcomics I’ve seen, which in my opinion are just complete brain sores… And, honestly, I vote for Bear Nuts every day. ;)

  53. Jen Mathis

    “Now updating twice a week” YAY! Best news I’ve heard all week! :D

  54. zomgkiwi


  55. taytaylalala

    bread is safe!! =)

  56. kaijufan43

    Poor Tanked.

  57. taytaylalala

    x) “where’s the disinfectant?”
    lmao. priceless. =)

  58. burningglee

    HAHAHAHAHAHA…. its so funny when evil torments other people… hes definetely my favorite bear

  59. Chama-chan

    Yay for new page~! ^ _ ^ Ahaha, this is cute. Ah yes, Evil being evil as always. XD *giggles* HE DESERVES TO BE TRIPPED, AHAHAHAHA! But erm, didn’t you already do a 2-part comic featuring Prozac? o3o Not that I am against it, but I thought you were going to do it about someone different. This is still very cute nonetheless! I love the neat lienart. <3

  60. DArtagnan

    Yo. I’m glad I found this webcomic.
    I say your table at AB, meant to buy some shit from you guys but couldn’t find you again on Saturday.
    Anyways I just want to say I love your comic and am definitely sticking around.
    What I wouldn’t give for a death bear plushie

  61. Dorks of hazzard

    There is nothing gay about seeing women in spandex stretching

  62. Necrotix

    I think It’s agreed globally that Death needs to make more appearances

  63. Who I am is my busness, staying out of my way is yours

    Why won’t Evil give Lech his razor? He gave Gay his marker in “The Itch” saga!

  64. kaijufan43

    Gay is being so thoughtful with tanked!

  65. ???????

    ?? ?????? ??????!

  66. Mikey

    One of the better drawn webcomics out there
    and it’s hilarious
    i love this stuff.

  67. Bekah

    My friend just sent this to me the other day and totally caught up that night lol and its pretty much amazing. :)

  68. Thumpity

    Awesome, lol

    Not sure if it has been mentioned but any plans for a female to join the group randomly? I don’t really see it happening, just thought I’d ask lol.

  69. Raven

    OMG If you made plushies i’d buy one of each bear!!!!!!!! <3 i can’t wait to get Volume one

  70. Rawr

    OMG that boy is totally eaten, btw this would make an epic tv show

  71. Rachel


  72. Lynny

    HAHAHA! Love the Canada Day Page! Woo! Especially the Beaver and the Goose. XD

  73. TaishiOujo

    That kid looks pretty well dead… @ People who are relieved that he’s alive.
    After all, how many children do you know that can be shake’n'baked seasoned in a bag, then hung over an open fire, and not die of something?

  74. Riddle

    Oh my o_O That comic rox - I’m impressed :D!

    Greetings from Poland :)!

  75. Kitty_cat

    Uh oh… a run in with death bear can never end well… Looks liek evil is about to get his come-upance (sp)

  76. Banshee

    First, I totally agree with whoever it was who said that if you had merch which included stuffed animal versions of each character I would totally buy all of them.

    Second, why are there no girl bears? Most zoos like to have both sexes so that they can possibly breed them I thought….

  77. Skittles

    i think something bad is happening with Prozac- or his pills are kicking in!

  78. Courtney

    hi! first time commenter long time reader! I have to say I absolutely love your comic and really look forward to seeing more pages, especially of death bear. :)
    and to banshee’s comment regarding girl bears….I don’t think the zoo would want to breed these guys O-O But on the other hand, give it time. There are bears that haven’t been introduced into the comic yet.

  79. Skittles

    o noes! that’s how Evil became satanic!

  80. Dorks of hazzard

    After so long in the comic think you can give evil a big demonic form and then get 99 monk bears to seal it away and turn evil to normal or have them turn him angel like for a while then terns back to normal. pleeeeeeeease O:)

  81. Jesse

    If Evil’s handler was worth a darn, he’d turn that whip on the kids, or their parents.

  82. Skittles

    I have never seen a clown with a beard before, but now that I notice it, It is AWESOME!!

  83. Saddust

    Hi, another froggy here (^v^) greetings from Paris. Found this other jewel on the Net, added to my list with “Pride of Life”, “Zap” and some others. Tanked is sooo much my fav’ so far… Love Prozac, too. I laughed my ass off with the “insert brain” written by Evil on Gay’s head or when Evil just pour Coke in Lech’s “funnel” when he asked for drink… Just update whenever you can, we’ll read when available.

  84. gridsleep

    I knew it. I knew it. There was an award winning story in, I think, Analog (or maybe F&SF) called “Bears Discover Fire.” I like the thought of that.

  85. Bookend

    *squee* I recieved my Bear Nuts vol. 1 book in the mail today! Worth every single penny - the layout is PERFECT in a book, all the little details are so easy to see, great quality print, and awesome extras! Plus, I got a Bat Death sketch, too! *squeee* I’m definitely going to get volume 2 once that one hits the printers.

  86. Émy

    your such an artist… a have buy your book and its awsome to have all these page in a book!

  87. cyanidecandycanes

    why… why does evil have SLEEVES? o.O

  88. Sweet Dea

    theres a watch underneath his fur… GENIUS!

  89. Lax

    Ha, he was asking for that for a long time!! Stupid evil :D

  90. Sul

    Dont forget to have Fat Bear be tagged too, otherwise it doesnt seem right for Evil only to be tagged.

  91. Mew

    whos the bear with the chicken on it?

  92. Luffy

    It’s a bear that the zoo kicked long ago for eating too much :) :D and I think his more evil than Evil when it comes to food >.<

  93. BAM

    Lovely. Evil finds himself out-eviled.


  94. WraithPaladin

    Ouch! Evil seems to be catching a lot of his pent up karma lately, I wonder what will happen next, maybe he’ll get caught in mid-robbery of a tent?

    I personally hope he’s born in the 21st! Then he’ll share my birthday.

  95. Ruki

    Haha. Go Evil! Its about time he stood up and kicked some butt. Also, that is an adorable picture! I bet gaining all the weight was fun. Actually, thats always the fun part. Losing is the not so fun part! Great comic! :D:D

  96. Kitz

    oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!! I dunno if you’ll even read this but I think you should put up a fanart section :3

  97. hobbesme

    can’t get enough

  98. Chamaguchi

    Today’s her due date, really~? OwO Because today is my close friend’s birthday, hee hee hee~! X) It’d be cool if she was born on this day too . . . but I wish you all the best with the baby and all!! ;;w;;

    Nerd is so epic by the way!! ?

  99. Jonas

    I love our dear nerdy bear, and would love to see more of him. ultimate showdown where he and evil will have to unite to defeat their greatest (and with greatest i mean fattest ;P).
    cant wait to see/read more of all this :P

  100. Dubael

    Well, I’d check with your pediatrician, but maybe Sam is just a very hungry baby and I know (stay at home dad of twins) that hungry babies don’t sleep well. Also, during growth spurts that’s all he’ll seem to do. Eat sleep eat poop eat cry eat repeat

  101. imjustme213

    Great comic. As for the baby, there are several things you can do. If you have a Binky, put on a bit of baby food on it, and Sam will spend his time sucking on it, or, wrap your baby tightly, but not to tight in a blanket, this makes them feel safe because it makes them feel like they’re still in the womb.

  102. BeccaPorcupine

    awesome web comic XD
    will you be introducing other bears into the comic soon?

  103. NoSignature

    For a while, I’ve wanted to say congratulations with the new baby. I have a little brother who will be a year old soon, and he doesn’t sleep much either ^^;

    I’ll miss your Friday updates, but it’s totally understandable n_n I’ll be looking forward to Mondays. Your comics are my top favorite on my list!

  104. ginger

    this is freaking legendary!!!

  105. Beer-swiger

    All fans of Tankard Bear join me in a chant.

  106. Deathsia

    I have just recently found this site and am loving the series…and your baby is adorable! <3

  107. Eli

    I love the baby pics! AND the comic. :)

  108. Geek Burgette

    Oh grats again! my sister had her second about 6mons back and what an adventure it is! lol looks like a very happy very heathy baby to me! and about the comic XD i love the squirrell butt! lol

  109. Deathsia

    oh he’s cute and adorable now….but just wait for the terrible 2s! and the troublesome 3s! X3 and love the update!

  110. BluPickles

    I concur about the new HP movie! They took out all the important stuff and focused on Harry/Ginny which was BORING.

  111. Almo

    Death is amazingly cute with the butterflies! It’s like looking at a child that had his icecream spilled, light up from someone giving them more. :)

  112. gime reaper 92

    i swarer im in love with this comice its the best thing ever oly my frend keeps saying your adding new bears is that true

  113. S.P

    Death’s getting in way too deep.

  114. Almo

    I love the little lightning bolt cat! :D It’s the same as your avatar right? Is it from something else?

  115. NoSignature

    Just a quick question. What exactly IS that symbol on Gay’s belly? I’ve never seen it before.

  116. S.P

    Poor Lech . . . and everyone else.

  117. Yoshemo

    To Keejchen, Shes got a newborn baby and she still manages to crank out a quality page every week. I think shes working faster than most people would. Cut her some slack

  118. kbuck080

    a fanny pack and a baseball bat, what else does one need?

  119. kaijufan43

    oh noes! Death is gonna be undistracted

  120. kaijufan43

    Oh noes, Evil ish scarded!

  121. kaijufan43

    i knew evil was gonna do something like that

  122. Ras

    Frame 8, best one i’ve seen

  123. Kaijufan47

    Uh-Oh.. Do i even wanna know what he put on those muffins.. Hells yeah!

  124. millerdlee

    New fan. Just read the entire series today. AWESOME. Gimp is my Fav

  125. ichigo

    please make the tanked panels a flash.

  126. James


  127. Triss

    Oh man, you should have stuck to the Daleks….find out how many real nerds read your comic…which I love btw

  128. Tia

    nice comic^^
    i wonder if theres gimp bear’s comic

  129. carla

    I kinda just want a copy of the 4th panel. Love it! :D :D

  130. Krystal

    whelp…he did fix the problem….they aren’t fighting anymore..lol

  131. SethIova

    you saw that shoop I did with Death? Sorry about that, there was some thread about comic shoops or something, but I’m surprised it reached you

  132. Draconi

    THIS my feinds is what happens when you lock a ton of males together with no females.

  133. Liar-Fyre

    Might that be HP reference up there?? Or is that just my brain thinking it is…?

  134. Razz

    is it possible too add a female bear into the group or is gay bear getting competition then?

  135. Tygerwulf

    this is an adorable comic,love it to death and adore the characters. A suggestion for that “VS” thing you posted, Have Death fighting Grim from Grim adventures of Billy and Mandi. lol talk about “THIS is a Scythe” lol could be cute

  136. The Bell Boy

    I love tanked. I want a tanked bear as a pet.

  137. bloodydeckjr

    evil is awesome and funny but so is evil but what is the new characters name

  138. Katie


    Just thought I’d man up and post a comment with some more positive feedback, because you totally deserve it. :) I love “Bear Nuts”. These little guys are absolutely adorable and the comic is beautifully put together! Give yourself a pat on the back, girly! You deserve it!

  139. Quack

    I hate evil… I hope he gets stabbed.

  140. o.o GIR o.o

    O.O wtf happened to their steak?!?!!? imma kill whoever took steak away from evil >.>

  141. lt_amazil

    my bet is it’s a PANDA BEAR =3

  142. Eyesonly

    China? Thera are pandas and tigers. Since panda is a bear and it would make more fun, my guess is Panda also.

  143. Libby Rust

    Lol, I didn’t BN and I shared the same birthday! Awesome! ^___^

  144. Libby Rust

    Arg, I posted this on the wrong page, LOL.

  145. Luckeux

    I predict a PANDA

  146. Flippy Bear

    Ya-Hoo!! 200th Page, Folks! Bear Nuts ROX!!! XD
    I Will Make FanArt of this, Someday…

  147. Cokekitty

    So this brings up a question:

    Ping Pong is, I’m assuming, going to be referred to as Vanity Bear in the future (I’m guessing this from the title of this arc, I don’t honestly know). Does this mean that the other bears - Prozac, Evil, etc. - all have “names” as well? Perhaps something the zookeepers refer to them as?

  148. Laup

    I know this may sound stupid, but some of the bears look like cartoon rabbits

  149. bonclay

    oh this gunna take five bottles for prozac to get over

  150. Snarkyfox

    Omg, I think death needs to have a ‘talk’ with ping pong. What a little bitch! XD

  151. ZincChloride

    I found your web comic today and read every single one… I took a few breaks :P
    P.S. Awesome Comic. I also think that the extra character in the bios page should be like an ex-special forces bear named shooter or recon or recoil (that was my nickname in the military) … later!

  152. Zukibat

    Its better to burn out than fade away…or just burn as we all know what Evil would want most to to happen to PingPong :E

  153. Burger

    Does that Panda have any idea what he is saying?

    “The Zoo will earn a fortune and be able to afford your steaks if I get hurt!”

  154. Valentine

    out of curiosity are red pandas bears they look more like also wonderful work as usual can’t wait for next strip

  155. Valentine

    damn my errors i meant to say red pandas look more like raccons sorry for commenting twice

  156. GIMP

    an elephant, wow

  157. Lurker

    Hi! Another first commenter (but not so long time reader) reporting in!
    I just love this awesome comic. It’s cool to see how well balanced you’ve got this comic. It’s got humor, but shows some serious matters too. The characters are all so different and I love all those situations they get to when interacting with each other. I can’t really much decide which bear I like the best because they all are awesome in their own unique way. But if I were forced to choose, then I’d say Death. Or Tanked. Or Gay. Or… ARGH. I just can’t choose!
    Anyway, I have to quote Tonka in “Many web comics have lousy art and a lousy story, great art and a lousy story, or lousy art and a great story. Very rarely does a comic like this come along that has both high quality art and a decent story.” because it is trufax. I’m happy to have found this comic and I can’t wait to see more. At first glance the comic did seem a bit odd, but more I read the more I started to like this. A lot.
    Keep up the good work! :)
    Oh and greetings from Finland.

  158. mcmech

    Awwwww…Tanked made a friend! And Allison, I absolutely LOVE the expression on Tanked’s face as he is cracking open the beer! Now that is JOY!

  159. Seacow

    Been reading Bear Nuts since the beginning and it’s awesome that it is still going so strong! Just to point out from one animator to another that Evil’s hands in the 8th panel are backwards =p.

  160. Insane

    I just started reading a day or two ago-the first time I tried this comic it didnt sit right-just read it on the wrong day-or I should have started at the beginning-either way I like it. I feel sorry for evil, I identify with prozac, I think death is COOL-but will need a caffeine intervention down the road, Tanked is loveable, I hope Crack gets a little better-at least the tapes dont seem to be making things worse,I don’t think I’d get the same enjoyment of Gimp’s company that others might but he seems nice enough, Lech…I’m gonna leave that one alone, Gay…see lech, Nerd-switch Trek specialization with Greater General Knowledge of all things geek and thats me-though I refuse to steal credit cards, Vanity…Evil’s plan is just too far but I’d give that snot a couple swift kicks to the crotch given the chance. I dont care if the species is going out-inferior genetics should not continue!

    Over all-I like it and I will be reading-though like every other comic I read, I wish you did more updates. Such is life. And its usually busy as hell.

  161. Diamondwing

    Please never stop making these comics. After a hard day’s work or i’m feeling down I just come here. It always makes me smile. Thank you for imparting this wonderful comic to the world of the inter-webs. Your an inspiration to myself and to many others. Creativity is so vivid here I’m suprised it doesn’t write and draw itself.

  162. Insane

    Post Script-need forums


    its abird its a plane nah its just nerd in a super man outfit

  164. Paul

    I love Gay’s evolution of expressions on this page 226, especially the last one with that maliciously gleeful smile.

  165. Wowzar

    I had no idea that Prozac could be that terrifying.

  166. heather

    Prozac is going to go nuts with them all XD

  167. Vulpixgirl


  168. Vulpixgirl

    I have a couple of questions:
    1. Are those tough looking polar bears the new characters?
    2. Have you ever considered making any female bear characters?

  169. Shadow

    you can tell them apart by their eye brows

  170. Pikaseel

    ‘I always have room for vengeance’ That’s why I love Evil <3

  171. Aps

    So very sorry for the trauma of the car wreck!! Glad you’re all okay though, that’s the most important thing…and sounds like that woman has learnt a very harsh lesson.

  172. kit

    aaaawwww evils so cute! -^_^-

  173. pazuzu

    see i read ur comic i hope u go by zoo rules that is for every 4 male bears there has to be 1 female bear that the rule for bears polar and regular for pandas its different. the zoo people should notice it soon before the zoologist and the zoo investigator come which is once a year or the zoo will be under investigation to found out why their are missing 2 female bears and these zoologist are smart they can tell when a male bear is acting like a female like gay bear lol its true thats the rule i asked some of people who work at a zoo.

  174. pazuzu

    sorry for being a smart ass I LOVE UR COMIC EVIL IS MY FAVORITE

  175. mt11

    Don’t do female bears! You’ll destroy the story…

  176. Pam

    My artist/new comic writer friend Beth told me about this amazingly hilarious comic called Bear Nuts. After I read the first comic, I was hooked. I read the entire series in one sitting. I grew up with brothers and in so many ways these bear display what a typical sibling/family dynamic is like. That is definitely one of the most addicting/humourous aspects of this comic; it’s relatable. Their actions are an intergration of both primal needs and human personification, not to mention it’s freakin’ ridiculous amusement. Evil is definitely one of the most entertaining, but Death has his moments of wisdom and heroism as well. Well done Alison. Well done.

  177. zombie matt

    lolololo steven why

  178. picoli61

    I love all your work so far I cant say why but all the trouble these bears go through reminds me of my childhood

  179. bakaneko

    I have a mustang… I love you for this arc

  180. Hoheh

    And this is why you shouldn’t let car fetishist bears drive.

  181. lumikuma


  182. Raven

    Hey there!
    In regards to the plush idea (which makes me squee) Why not run a poll on it? to see interest levels. You could make sure to put in big bold letters that its just out of curiosity, that it doesn’t mean you will be making that investment any time soon. You could track not only how much interest you get but also how fast you get it. could be a good start! :) And as always keep up the good work! This is a great comic!

  183. Greenway

    2nd panel of the middle row: awesomesauce.

  184. changeling

    You know Vanity had been hanging around Gay too long when:


  185. DaytonaBeach

    You know, I thought this was going to be more like Barney of the Simpsons, when he gets sober. Now that would be interesting. A sophisticated Tanked.

  186. centkin

    This comment should probably be excised because it is confusing — In essence it says “There is now 2 updates per week” when it just recently dropped to 1.

  187. Eehad

    You came first in the shirt.woot royalty derby!! That’s so awesome! Hope you’ll be able to keep submitting to the derbies. Always look forward to your entries!

  188. schnegal693

    I bought the shirt on teefury (voted for it too). love your work and the bearnuts comic is awesome.

  189. bob

    know your damn roll woman

  190. heather

    is the gray paws death ?
    this is sutch a fun comic at first i wusent sure someone sent it to me i am glade i reed it lol

  191. snakesauer

    who the hell is doom lol

  192. Pikaseel

    Guess it was all worth it in the end.

  193. Brit

    when are we going to see some female bears?

  194. Kanri

    curious question, didn’t Lech already crash a veichle once? >:D

  195. Mike

    Oh dear, why do I get the feeling Gay’s going to be on his knees in front of Lech and neither are going to be as happy about it as Gay might otherwise hope?

  196. Cassandra

    Love teh comic! Letch has no problem who’s under? seems like it :P. Good luck with the lil’ twins, hope everything works out just fine!

  197. Kim

    Congrats on the babies! I hope you get all get well soon :)

  198. Brian Hibbs

    Glad to see the twins are born, eventually you’ll be able to leave the hospital and suffer in the comfort of your own home

  199. BSSinSTL

    Congratulations on the twins! I am so relieved that everything came out o.k. What happened to their pictures? And what is el feato, other than a lucha wrestler? Feato is a proper name, or did you mean feto for fetus? By the way, love the underclown.

  200. 66scarylion44

    Is that a TMNT ref with Tanked’s hat and coat?!

  201. heather

    death to the rescue >_>

  202. Guest666


  203. Invis

    Man, I could just go back and forth between those :snag: :WHUD: panels and keep laughing all day. I LOVE webcomic artists that actually understand anatomy and know how to draw.

  204. alexander

    If someone (in the audience WITHIN THE COMIC) made a poster aabout this, it would be, your losing fight ,bring a couple of mates, he brings I a shit load of incredibly vicious midgets in bear suits

  205. Tara

    Oh hey, Tanked said something! :D

  206. ID22

    OMG Tanked is so cute!!!!!!!

  207. Haley

    I love your comic =3

    Been reading since you started. I bought one of your “Un-stealthiest Ninja” Shirts and it’s pretty much the best thing ever XD

  208. Doma

    It almost looked like Evil and Nerd were /sleeping/ together!

  209. Lazy

    and THAT is why he’s the alpha…

  210. Scott

    I love how Lech, despite all his flaws, has a real heroic side to him. Let’s keep in mind that he stepped in to save the MONKEY originally. The monkeys have already demonstrated they’re not exactly the nicest group in the world, having created (and nearly killed) Tanked.

  211. Kaytee

    I don’t know if you know this but you comic is being stolen. Someone made some android app out of webcomics to make a profit from and yours was on the list.


  212. Alan D

    Hi! Is it only me that noticed in the second panel that it says “roLf!”, ain’t it supposed to be “rofL!” :)?
    Either Case, great comic!

    This is for Page 315 btw.

  213. Michael

    Great. My screen loads and I choke upon my cereal. Gawd, Evil…. hahahahahaha!

  214. Angel

    Love them both, death is slightly better than evil. The main problem is I like a zipper down the front.

  215. Chris

    Wait a minute… Who’s eyes are those?!

  216. Chris

    haha made him eat his freaking bowtie

  217. MovingDark

    I don’t know why people are hating on evil he is one of my favourites (tanked takes the top spot).
    Evil has fun with what he has no matter how little he has to work with he can still cause chaos and get enjoyment from it sure most of the time he is bad but come on he is called evil. :)

  218. NekoD

    This should not be offense in any kind of way but i recently noticed ‘Bear Nuts’ could be written ‘bare nuts’ maintaining the same sound. I don’t know if Alison did that on purpose or is aware of it. Anyhow it think this double meaning is either the work of or favorite little evildoer^^ or … it was Lech :)

  219. Sandro

    I just wanted to say that these bears always put me in a good mood.

  220. Paul

    I look forward to the Vanity getting the snot beat out of him. It is inevitable!

  221. Raven800

    Ah i see why Evil has the scar now. It’ll be the only way to tell who the original is once he’s cloned. Predictable, but I look forward to seeing the Hilarity that’s soon to come. Keep up the good work!

  222. Evil's lover

    AWWW Gimp is cute!!!

  223. DOS

    Found this comic today, Pure Gold. Keep up the amazing work!

  224. thetyronelectric

    still reading! that’s all I got to say!

  225. pinecat

    T^T They’re freaking screwed.

  226. SCyberTaz

    Two things, Prozac hasn’t taken his meds today and Death unless he suffers from The Martian ManHunter’s weakness can both end this quickly…

  227. YourWorstNightmare

    yup they are skrewed i have a bad feeling as to what is about to happen… O.o

  228. Range

    It took me until just now to realize that Clone Evil’s horns have been growing this entire time. Does it work that the more evil he’s being, the bigger his horns grow?

  229. Porthos9438

    Since no one else is saying it…Dun dun DUN!!!!

  230. Juduspriest

    Love the comic and great work!!!

  231. Gallantry

    At first I assumed that Death was all chill and nonchalant about the girls coming in partially because of his personality, which may contribute that much, but… He can’t touch anyone! How tragic is that? XD Even if he was interested in one of the girls it’s likely he wouldn’t be able to really physically interact with them. I think that is just the saddest thing ever!

  232. T-Shaw

    I wonder why death doesn’t look totally excited for the females. I know both Nerd, Lech, and Vanity are excited.

  233. BigT

    Actually I have a hunch about those two but I’m afraid of inadvertently dropping a spoiler So I won’t say anything here… But taking a better look at them… yeah… I think I know where this is going.

  234. Warriorcat1313

    hey guys, I’ve written a fan fiction about bear nuts! to anyone who ships Glech, you will love this!


  235. xxxn

    Do you think soon we’ll be seeing baby bears?

  236. Davin

    What happens next? I’d love to see Gay force a bath on her. Bath = no pheromones = no mind control … at least while the bath is happening. Or maybe just hose her down. Would be pretty appropriate in my book.

  237. BlastingAgent

    A part of me is hopeingg this will be like the first set of scenes from pulp fiction, you know the” you know my name is the lord when i lay my vengence apawn thee” scene. Ah wishfull thinking.

  238. TarkaTarquol

    So, hey. First time reader here and I pulled my usual stunt of staying up an entire night to binge-read from page one. I’ve done that with about six webcomics now, each one about 300+ pages each (who needs sleep anyways? …rip). This is one that is definitely going into the bookmarks. I’ve just been hooked by each bear’s unique characteristics, antics, and backstory. At first I was a bit off-put by the Care Bear-esque markings each had, but they grew on me very quickly once I realized these guys were as crazy as all hell.

    General stuff: Fav bear: Where can I join the Death fan club? X3 Death just amuses me when he’s active, and everyone else’s fear/respect of him just makes me roll sometimes.
    Tanked is a very close second with Prozac coming in third.

    Least fav: Probably Vanity, though just cuz he hasn’t had enough time to get character develop time. I’m giving the two new ones a bye cuz they’re so new and have had no time for development. Second to last… is hard to pick. Each one has characteristics I like (which is a very commendable fact). Ultimately, I’d say it’s a tie between Lech and Gay. I still like them, but they just haven’t given me laughs like the others have. Nerd falls in this boat too, but the feels from his backstory bumps him up.

    Fav Arc: Origin of Tanked. So many moments of awesome by so many characters. 282 and 283. ’nuff said.
    In Which Someone Dies is also nice, if only for Evil’s not-so-evilness towards his family and following badassery. And then the last page/panel kicker. Lol.

    Long first post is long. I’ll leave it at that. Just know that you’ve gained another follower and I now look forward to Mondays!

  239. AliahSilvermane

    Was that last pannel a Drawn Together reference? You rock. :D

  240. Alex

    You just bedazzle me, this is one of the greatest webcomics Ive ever read

  241. Alex

    Oh and, Im confused of the posting regulations, Im guessing every monday?
    Thats means I cant wait for October 6th then!!!

  242. Faiz

    btw @admin, will you also be releasing more females of different character clashes too?

  243. NekoGoji

    Uh oh.. Looks like Prozac might hulk out.

  244. Death

    Do you guys to chat about Bear Nuts?

    Join our Kik Group Chat #bearnuts

    There is roleplaying involved, so know best about Bear Nuts!

  245. b

    This is…… this is just fun. Thanks Alison.

  246. unicorn_cannibal

    So cute. Will there be cubs in the future?

  247. GameOver

    beside the actual comics, the main thing i like about bear nuts is the community, most of the people in the comments treat others like actual people!

  248. Ana Acobyan

    Just stumbled across this web comic and I must admit it’s pretty adorable! The comic’s fan base is really strong as well!

  249. Ana Acobyan

    Does anyone else notice that these bears look awfully similar to Care Bears? Especially since they have little emblems on their stomachs. Yet, they all have grumpier personas. Maybe the creator of this web comic, Alison Acton, got her inspiration from the Care Bears and formed her own text around the existing she’s grown to love.

  250. Nicole

    How to Train Your Dragon 3 is indeed a thing. I feel like I read that it’ll be out in 2017? Keep up the fantastic work on this comic. =]

  251. The Bookstopper

    You know, I hate being -that- person, especially with the recent move and all, but is there anything about when the next book will come out? I neeeeeeeeeeeed the Tankard book to go on my shelf next to Prozac and Evil!

  252. MarkTheDark

    So uhm…. When are you gonna update the bear bios?

  253. Nerd Da Bear


  254. Nerd

    Lmao “Death uses ELECTRIC SHOCK” keep up the amazing work.

  255. Darrell

    Not to be “That guy” but if you don’t have any fansites on Facebook or anything… I’m here to warn you someone is using your logo as click-bait for t-shirts ^_^

  256. StoticM

    I know not a lot of people of written fan fiction for this Comic but I’m writing something for this. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11998404/1/Bear-Nuts-A-Fighter-s-Tale Sorry if you don’t like the oc but I just wanted add another bear to the cast. Also I’m willing to make drabbles if i get the inspiration from the comic.
    Criticism is welcome I want to improve.

  257. Jeroen

    5 already! Time sure flies.

  258. GameOver202

    I’m trying to start a general Bear Nuts RP over on kik.
    There’s the kik code. JOIN ME MY BRETHREN

  259. GameOver202

    Or contact me on kik. just look up GameOver202.

  260. Michael

    I suppose Crack does have a point, they had no right to try changing who he is to suit them.
    Maybe he’d have preferred it if they just abandoned him to the wilderness to let him fend for himself?
    They may not have had the right to change him, but does that also mean that they where obliged to be his carebears for the rest of his life?
    It’s a poopy situation, but just because someone has special needs, does that mean that other people in society are required to sacrifice their own wants and needs to compensate for that individual? To effectively be prisoners of their relationship to that person?

  261. Dragon jak

    no. no they shouldn’t. speaking as a man suffering from autism, I am far better, both for myself and the people around me, because people wanted me to change my behaviour instead of giving up on me. if there was a magic cureall, giving me the ability to become an extrovert, or gain the ability to understand subtle social cues, I would leap at the chance. looking at cracked, an individual suffering from so much constant stress and mental agony, I don’t understand why he thinks he been wronged. the procedure wasn’t that invasive, he did it willingly, knowing what he was getting into, and he is no longer gripped by the panic that has plagued since a very young age

    sure, you could argue that he’s just against things changing from how they once where, and there might be a lot of very subtle changes to him that he maybe doesn’t like, but as is, the reasoning seems somewhat thin for such a drastic change in character, as well as in an attempt to return things to the status quo. I do hope admin addresses these issues, but I am still enjoying this series enormously, and im happy to overlook this if nothing gets done.

  262. Matthew

    Found the comic by through some friends

  263. Ruth

    Don’t even mention snow and dog poop. Big yard, two big dogs (one who poops like a circus elephant) and many feet of snow since last November. And now it won’t stop raining so the yard can dry out long enough to let me finish cleaning it up before I have to mow!

  264. gridsleep

    Is PMS always crying? I’m not going to go back and look at every panel, but doesn’t she have any just good moment?

  265. gridsleep

    That tall stormtrooper with the “Down with the Empire!” sign… is he the one who bumped his head on the doorway?

  266. Name

    Last comic ( Monday — July 24th, 2017 ). Penultimate Page, where Nerd talking about looong scenario, some of first words are behind the comic border.

  267. gridsleep

    The chibi Evil Stalker Killers is cute, but shouldn’t chibi Freddy Kruger be a little bacony? He looks too normal.

  268. Weatherheight

    Please tell me I’m not the only person to think of Skippy Squirrel after reading panel 8…


  269. Rebecca

    Guinness, good choice!

  270. aeolum

    Does anybody else get the impression that the reason evil acts the way he does is more so the rest of the bears will be at each other’s throats less? That was a long pause after he said somebody has to be the bad guy

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